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MEDIA BIAS - All have bias one way or another, but how thin-skinned is a President that won't stop whining that 1 of the 6 is mean to him. Pathetic.


TAGS: politics obama fox liberal whining
Rating: 3.14/5

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boeweizer - January 4, 2010, 5:05 am
this is the reasons there is now politifake
LogicDude - September 29, 2009, 1:24 pm
No one says you have to leave...just participate in a fashion other than stalking and downing other's contributions. Come on and bring the Funny! Don't make us send Sally Struthers after you...and we'll DO it too.
ILB - September 29, 2009, 6:57 am
my bad, i thought this was an open minded site that supported free speach. I see now that it is only for those like viewpoints like WTFO and LogicDude. Enjoy your delusions, i shall bother you no more.
LogicDude - September 16, 2009, 1:54 pm
Quick Search for "ILB" under poster creators aaaaaaand ZERO. If all you're going to do is stalk WTFO and rant then please feel free to exit the freakin' internet...and don't let the router hit you in the IP on the way out.
Arrogant Knight - September 16, 2009, 5:34 am
ILB you need to stop.
ILB - September 16, 2009, 5:29 am
Of course these lines move back and forth depending on which stories you like and which you dont. rendering all news pointless and stupid.
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:37 am
I never thought about the competition for the kool-aid guzzling audience. Good point. CNN editorials make stuff up, but their hard news is a little better and less visceral, I think.
Bah - September 10, 2009, 1:20 am
Sorry fellow conservative, but I must disagree on two points. One, Fox kicks butt in the ratings b/c all the liberal news outlets compete with each other. Two, MSNBC might slant EVERY story, but even they don't have the balls to make crap up like CNN.
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 12:26 am
In this country, the market is supposed to be the deciding factor. Too bad the govt is placing its finger on the scale in several areas of the marketplace.
Sean - August 15, 2009, 12:09 am
Yer starting to sound like Stephen Colbert there, WTFO. The market hath spoken.
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 12:01 am
The ultimate proof that FoxNews is the most fair network is the fact that they are dominating all other networks in ratings. If they were as far fringe right as you claim their ratings would mirror MSNBC's pathetic audience.
WTFO - August 15, 2009, 12:00 am
Yo, for every so called example of "right wingnut" you provide there are dozens of Kool-aid guzzling liberal BS from the other networks. I see most commentators give ample discussion to liberal guests. Most other networks' guests are all left-wing idiots.
lunchmeat5000 - August 14, 2009, 11:40 pm
Believe what you want, they're all twisting the truth to their audience. I for one can't stand MSNBC, as well as half of the opinion shows on fox.
Haarakkon - August 14, 2009, 9:10 pm
Not all of us believe everything we're spoon-fed by the major networks or their fringe players.
Arrogant Knight - August 14, 2009, 9:09 pm
Blah blah blah blah blah... I win.
Yo - August 14, 2009, 9:07 pm
Right wing mirror of MSNBC is in deep denial. Like the Birthers who refuse to see the simple truth of Obama's citizenship, you'll reject all my evidence of bias as liberal hatred. I pity you brainwashed fools. I wont be back. I've won & you'll never figur
Yo - August 14, 2009, 9:00 pm
I could keep citing examples of Fox News' right wingnut bias all night. Like the time the co-host of Fox and Friends stromed off the set because he couldn't stomach the racist tone of his co-hosts' attacks on Obama. Anyone who can't see that Fox is a
Haarakkon - August 14, 2009, 8:56 pm
Yo, you can't anymore. It's about "infotainment" and brand loyalty. Niche marketing. Murdoch didn't make all that money with a journalism degree. P.T. Barnum recognized it a century ago, how many minutes has it been?
Yo - August 14, 2009, 8:35 pm
McClellan's book that the Bush White House routinely gave talking points to Fox commentators. Not the journalists, just the commentators. But as my Jim Angle story shows, how does one tell where journalism ends and commentary begins these days.
Yo - August 14, 2009, 8:29 pm
A minute to denounce Clinton for refusing to answer questions about the Lewinsky scandal. Angle didn't tell viewers that he knew before Clinton entered the room that Clinton wasn't taking any questions on any subject. Then there's the report in Scott
Haarakkon - August 14, 2009, 8:25 pm
Little history lesson on Fox News... They started with gimmicks, "foxified" referred to the shaky camera work, to give the gullible the impression that everything they were working on was breaking news. They ended up finding the ultimate gimmick.
Yo - August 14, 2009, 8:23 pm
Right, and always has been. I remember seeing Jim Angle "reporting" on President Clinton announcing a new Social Security proposal on Fox's main nightly newscast. Angle took almost ten seconds to dismiss the proposal as recycled bad ideas, then took over
Yo - August 14, 2009, 8:15 pm
A few token moderate liberals can't possibly make Fox News fair and balanced. MSNBC has former REPUBLICAN congressman Joe Scarborough. He's no liberal, but the network still is. So waving Geraldo at me is meaningless. Fox is clearly biased to the far, far
WTFO - August 13, 2009, 12:36 am
turn and are tripping over themselves to kiss King Obama's butt and deliver the White House's talking points. In addition, they are attacking average Americans who are speaking out against the King and the Empire of HUGE govt he is building.
WTFO - August 13, 2009, 12:35 am
perception of Fox, he must not be aware of how Fox brings on differing views within their commentators (Geraldo is a liberal, Beck dislikes both Reps and Dems, O-Reilly has some conservative and some liberal views). The other channels bashed Bush at every
WTFO - August 13, 2009, 12:33 am
From my observations (yes, I watch each of these channels from time to time, unlike blind FoxNews bashers), I believe that one organization is misaligned. That would be NBC. They are much farther left than noted. Right in line with MSNBC. As far as Yo's
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 13, 2009, 12:09 am
Outstanding poster; but you forgot Public Broadcasting... also very far left. Either way I gave you a 5.
Derek - August 12, 2009, 8:24 pm
Their relative positions are roughly correct, it would be accurate if right-aligned.
rollseyes - August 12, 2009, 7:30 pm
Yo is showing his/her bias. Fox is about as fair and balanced as media gets.
Yo - August 12, 2009, 3:58 pm
Yer graph maker's bias is showing. In the real world Fox News would be as far from Fair and Balanced to the right as MSNBC is to the left.


POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - A liberal doctrine which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end


TAGS: pc liberal political turd correctness
Rating: 4.03/5

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Zetmonk - May 4, 2012, 6:53 am
The wording is brilliant, hard text to find a picture for though...


DISASTERS - They're not cheap!


TAGS: titanic obama oil rig challenger space ship disaster bad day tanker exxon valdez chernobyl nuclear power sub thresher navy liberals democrats health care
Rating: 3.04/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 30, 2010, 6:29 pm
This was made before there was a politifake.
Lincoln - December 30, 2010, 5:57 pm
Politifake, anyone?


ENTITLEMENT - An epidemic sweeping across the nation


TAGS: usa america liberal democrat obama lazy funny demotivational
Rating: 3.44/5

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TED - March 19, 2010, 4:00 pm
We worked so hard to give them everthing, NOW they think it's a RIGHT!? Think it was expensive before? Wait until it FREE!
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 19, 2009, 1:31 pm
So comrades, come rally And the last fight let us face The Internationale unites the human race. So comrades, come rally And the last fight let us face The Internationale unites the human race.
LogicDude - January 18, 2009, 7:49 pm
Trample a little more to the left, I've got a real kink on that side.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 18, 2009, 10:05 am
I, for one, look forward to my infinite government handout so I can trample all over the backs of American workers like me.
HtD - January 18, 2009, 4:05 am
WTFO = Sore Loser.
WTFO - January 17, 2009, 11:41 pm
That's okay. The new socialist programs Obama is promising will take care of them.
LogicDude - January 17, 2009, 11:29 pm
Too true. The "American Dream" is becoming the "American Expectation"...and everyone doesn't seem to expect to have to work for it anymore!


HOPE - Time to FLUSH it down!!!


TAGS: obama politics hope liberals
Rating: 3.07/5

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Glenn Beck - August 19, 2009, 12:29 pm
Hey Sean--is that bunny your girlfriend???
MrRandom - August 13, 2009, 11:34 pm
Don't diss the Beck, he and fox are pretty much the reason Colbert and Stewart are so successful.
Sean - August 13, 2009, 11:26 pm
Last time you Yanks voted with yer asses you ended up in two interminable wars. Love the three "!!!". You wouldn't be a nation of drama queens without you multiple exclamation marks. Or Glenn Beck !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Derek - August 13, 2009, 9:17 pm
Got to admit, this is the best of the anti-Obama posters. 5* ;-)
FTACHASER357 - August 13, 2009, 8:21 pm
OUTSTANDING POSTER! I gave you a 5 PLUS! ROCK ON!


KIDS - Say the darndest things


TAGS: kids liberals obama democrats tea party
Rating: 3.4/5

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chickenlittle - January 25, 2014, 2:12 am
Gary and mooooooo, thanks for the laugh!! :D
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 24, 2014, 10:56 pm
LMAO....I love new members, there hilarious.
GaryO - January 24, 2014, 9:47 pm
You tell ‘em, Mort. Ya had me at ‘there’….
MortGoldman - January 24, 2014, 9:25 pm
(ADMIN EDIT) This comment has been DELETED in violation of site rules. Keep it civil or you will be banned. This is a warning.
TED - March 19, 2010, 1:10 am
WAIT until they are old enough to know what has been done to them. Bush's debt was pocket "CHANGE"!
agdaniele - January 12, 2010, 12:38 am
Tree... you have been around long enough to know we don't do politics here. Again... cease with the timmy-like stuff.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 12, 2010, 12:37 am
Take it to politifake.
Treehodger - January 12, 2010, 12:35 am
Both sides are fucked up. Bush drove us into debt with his needless spending. Obama will hurt us in the longrun. That $1 Trill? Where does it come from? Us. We don't have it though. It helps now, but in the future, BAM! Thank God for Ireland.
agdaniele - November 28, 2009, 1:18 pm
The perfect age to start making them close-minded.
TheTrashHeap - November 28, 2009, 1:17 pm
PARENTS....use their children as props!


RACIST REDNECK - That is what my liberal attack dogs will call you if you don't support EVERYTHING I do no matter how much it destroys the USA. RaceCard "What's in your wallet?"


TAGS: politics congress obama president hateful vicious liberals
Rating: 3.09/5

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WTFO - September 13, 2009, 7:18 pm
to have socialist, marxist, sometimes communist aspects. I disagree with his pro-late term abortion stance and since his cabinet dropped charges against the New Black Panthers and he also attacked the police to defend his friend, racism is on the table.
WTFO - September 13, 2009, 7:17 pm
Sean, are you excusing the White House's slander attacks against US citizens by pointing to others' bad behavior? As you know I don't question his faith or citizenship nor do I compare him to Hitler. I also go after his policies and cabinet which do look
Sean - September 10, 2009, 11:40 pm
Re this poster: Oh no, someone might call me a bad name. Please protect me from the followers of this secret Muslim, non-American, socialist, communist, neo-Hitler, abortionist, white-hating, concentration camp warden. C'mon, my feelings might get hurt.
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:23 am
(did you see his speech tonight? He stated he will call out those who oppose his health care. Granted that's a far cry from breaking knee caps or locking up opposition, but he and his supporters brutally slander and attack those they disagree with)
WTFO - September 10, 2009, 1:21 am
Yep. A fascist is one who supports a political philosophy that exalts nation above the individual (spread wealth around) and that stands for centralized autocratic govt (govt intervention into civilian marketplace), and forcible suppression of opposition
ILB - September 9, 2009, 3:34 am
Do you even know what the word fascist means? If you looked it up in the dictionary there would be a MOTIFAKE poster with your name on it next to it.
WTFO - June 6, 2009, 8:16 pm
Even though the Pres referred to himself as a mutt, I don't. As far as I'm concerned, he's another American President. A socialist, maybe a fascist, definitely one who hates the USA (otherwise why would he keep apologizing overseas?), but he's an American
Bleep - June 6, 2009, 5:54 pm
So I guess that makes him First Mutt. Seems appropriate.
WTFO - May 2, 2009, 3:06 am
I'm with you, DB. I don't see him as African-American, black, white, biracial. I see the man as an American. However, he (in the campaign) and his defenders seem to throw that race card quite often.


CELEBRATE DIVERSITY -


TAGS: diversity guns liberals right wing conservatives suck
Rating: 3.47/5

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GreyScorpion - January 26, 2010, 4:17 pm
BAM!! Mr. M told you!
motifake - January 26, 2010, 4:09 pm

A misleading statistic which counts suicides
Chrelle66 - January 26, 2010, 4:07 pm
Apparently you're about 40 times as likely to get shot if you own a gun than if you don't.
LogicDude - August 3, 2009, 9:16 am
Always best to number those: 1) kill family members, 2) kill self. Wouldn't want to get the order mixed up or you'll never accomplish anything!
Derek - August 2, 2009, 11:45 pm
Handguns - primary uses: suicide and killing other family members.
Oh C'mon - August 1, 2009, 4:51 pm
Where's my Taurus 24/7?
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 6:41 pm
That wasnt my catch! I caught the stupidity of mind fuck posters.
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 6:40 pm
He was "representing" knowledge of firearms on the heels of your Rem700 catch. However, he just copied a line fron wiki... so, he's wishing he had real knowledge. Hence, a TTH wannabe.
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 6:35 pm
still curious what you meant on this 1 aggy?
TheTrashHeap - July 19, 2009, 3:25 pm
huh? who would wannabe me?
agdaniele - July 19, 2009, 2:48 pm
yourmom's comment lifted VERBATIM from Wikipedia - wannabe TTH!!!! (busted)
yourmom - July 19, 2009, 2:43 pm
The P90 During the first few hundred production examples, the magazine release button springs were found to be too light, and as a result, they were replaced. Ruger p90 = POS take my para p-14.45 anyday
canada - July 9, 2009, 1:45 pm
9mm yes, but the my p90 is in .45
LogicDude - June 30, 2009, 3:46 pm
And bags...bags full of milk...and 9mm rounds.
moooooooooooo - June 30, 2009, 1:05 pm
No, no...don't listen to "Canada"....all we have is maple syrup.....harmless maple syrup.
canada - June 30, 2009, 12:56 pm
P90!!! canadians can have them 2!
RONSART - January 23, 2009, 9:58 pm
Deltabob...it still counts...you,re still Patriotic!
LogicDude - January 23, 2009, 7:34 pm
"Patriotic Liberal?" That's like saying "Military Intelligence" or "Logic Du-"...nevermind.


POLITICS - Making the bumper sticker dudes a metric buttload of $$$.


TAGS: politics obama liberals democrats republicans bumper stickers awesome pawlenty minnesota obama
Rating: 2.79/5

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agdaniele - October 19, 2009, 7:20 pm
Politicrap. 1L
Sean - October 19, 2009, 5:58 pm
You give me too much credit, Matt. I was just ticked at WTFO's use of that lame tactic. Then I had to go to bed.
Fatt Matt - October 19, 2009, 5:48 pm
I think Sean was trying to cool the flames before they went nuclear. He gave up quickly it seems, as it was futile...
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 5:37 pm
Sean kind of pushed the advantage to Zed in my opinion
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:36 pm
I'd say both lost. Call it a tie if you will. Fights like that aren't really needed here.
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:34 pm
So it was a tie?
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:29 pm
In my opinion if you're stupid enough to involve yourself in a flame war, you've already lost.
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:25 pm
that's*
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:25 pm
Well...who failed worse? That how wars work, right?
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:17 pm
People win in flame wars?
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:16 pm
I want to read this. It ought to be good. Who won?
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 5:16 pm
oh, i didnt see this one actually, what poster was it on
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:15 pm
Just keep it at WTFO and Zed went a little nuts.
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:14 pm
Shhhhhhhh its a legitimate concern. Just like aliens taking over your mind and making you eat pop tarts all day. (I wouldn't mind it)
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 5:13 pm
Yeah, i saw the end of that, what was all that about?
Bartimaeus - October 19, 2009, 5:13 pm
The birther stickers are the best. They show you which cars to vandalize.
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:12 pm
Especially after last nights mess
MrRandom - October 19, 2009, 5:09 pm
Duck and cover!
DreMagnum - October 19, 2009, 5:08 pm
oh good, this will turn into a politifake
knowitall - October 19, 2009, 5:00 pm
they forgot the one that says, "That Obama sticker on your bumper might as well say 'Yes, I'm stupid.'"


ISLAM - The religion of Peace... ask anyone!


TAGS: red obama funny anteater sex liberal conservatism democrat election 08
Rating: 2.61/5

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VinceVicious - April 26, 2009, 12:28 am
Not conservative in the sense of American poltics, semi-moron. There's other meanings to the word even when describing societies. I don't think I have to define it...
Islam's a blast! - April 8, 2009, 10:38 am
Islam is not conservative in the American sense you moron... they are a theocracy that is controlled by an oligarchy... we are or WERE a Republic.
Nonsense - March 26, 2009, 5:41 pm
Yes, because people TOTALLY go on mass killing sprees on Crusades nowadays.
LogicDude - January 11, 2009, 2:50 pm
You're right...they can reuse those rocks over and over again!
barockeva - January 11, 2009, 2:17 pm
Islamic countries are very conservative.
Amaterasu - August 20, 2008, 9:19 pm
Crusades. 'Nuff Said
Barack Hussien Obama - May 28, 2008, 3:36 pm
I would like to sit down and talk with them. They will surely realize that they have been in the wrong for thousands of years, and then we can all live in Communist Peace!


POLITICAL INTELLIGENCE -


TAGS: obama politics retards liberals democrats dumb stupid
Rating: 2.76/5

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Sean - June 19, 2009, 1:24 pm
Still not seeing it, really. But at least now I know that "glee" rhymes with "free". But why you'd ever want it to, is beyond me. Still think this poster is quite funny.
BoneCD - June 19, 2009, 3:20 am
..to his government for free!
BoneCD - June 19, 2009, 3:19 am
Well done Sean. The “Ski” was a left handed compliment that you didn’t see. Of course you were to busy digging a hole (in the permafrost) for your poopy and pee! Get indoor plumbing I shouted with glee. But alas, he could not because he gave it all
TheTrashHeap - June 19, 2009, 12:58 am
OH YEAH!!!
Sean - June 19, 2009, 12:10 am
Oh, and the Kool-Aid thing was a parody of the Anti-Liberal chant -- too dumb to be aimed at anyone, really.
Sean. - June 19, 2009, 12:02 am
I added "ski" after you did. So, you started it! You were the first to ski down that hill.
BoneCD - June 18, 2009, 11:34 pm
Facts are facts Seanski...and I just love the name calling, keep bringing that to the game!
agdaniele - June 18, 2009, 7:08 pm
DUH!!!! Everyone knows that pumpkins don't reach the masses like a motifake does!!! Now, if you're talkin' Peeps... solid medium.
Sean - June 18, 2009, 6:30 pm
So, BoneCDski, yer saying the tags are inspired? As in wonderfully creative? No wonder agdaniele can't stop at twelve ... yer killin' him! Now run along an' hollow out yer pumpkin so it'll hold yer quart of Kool-Aid (actually, Flavor Aid)
BoneCD - June 18, 2009, 5:28 pm
then if we wouldn't had enacted the package! I'm still praying that it works...but I know damn well it won't!!!
BoneCD - June 18, 2009, 5:27 pm
Not really Seanski! They have been tracking the Data for unemployment, and using the chart that Obama used to show future unemployment with and without the mighty stimulus package (that which he used to sell the masses his McPackage), we far worse off....
know_it_all - June 18, 2009, 5:25 pm
lol, silly dumbocrat.
Sean - June 18, 2009, 5:08 pm
The tags are uninspried, though.
Culos - June 18, 2009, 4:08 pm
Contradictio in Terminis
Sean - June 18, 2009, 3:15 pm
This is great. Wonderful delivery. 5.


OLYMPIC GOLD MEDAL WINNER . . . - . . . in the 500m freestyle buffet.




SENILE - sounds like fun!


TAGS: obama supporter gay liberal
Rating: 2.87/5

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agdaniele - April 11, 2009, 3:03 am
Battlebots!
Ag218 - March 4, 2009, 10:20 pm
AND I hear they change your diaper if you poopy too.


SELECTIVE OUTRAGE - Absolute proof that the words spoken do not cause offensive but who is speaking the words causes the offense. Liberal hypocrisy at its finest.


TAGS: liberals obama miss california hypocrisy
Rating: 3.23/5

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Bah - October 23, 2009, 12:27 pm
This is a prime example of why I hope things will change for the better over the coming decades. As larger sections of the voting population become internet savvy, hypocrisy will be harder and harder to get away with. Here's to the future!
WTFO - September 25, 2009, 1:44 am
Jack, why does it matter who the people are? I thought we were all equal in the US. The point is that the very same statement was viciously attacked by the left when she said it and ignored when the leftist presidential candidate said it. True hypocrisy.
jackson - September 19, 2009, 12:32 pm
uh maybe cos hes the fuckin president and shes a beauty bimbo?
Zed - September 5, 2009, 2:40 am
Claire, try "a$sa$sinated"
agdaniele - September 5, 2009, 1:20 am
I had May on the teaser card.
Claire - September 5, 2009, 1:10 am
OK, seriously? I can't say, "assassinated?!"
Claire - September 5, 2009, 1:09 am
I'm surprised he hasn't been assassinated yet by some neo-nazi.
WTFO - June 25, 2009, 12:40 am
Mr. Random, thanks for chiming in. You are right on the money. Neither side is perfect but Hollywood and major media outlets believe the POTUS is. The Newsweek editor called Obama God. That is scary and is too close to state run media for my taste.
MrRandom - June 24, 2009, 9:53 pm
, too many people are simply stupid or ignorant and neither side is flawless.
MrRandom - June 24, 2009, 9:52 pm
Despite my own liberal views, I agree wholeheartedly with this, and would also like to bring up that there are way too many uninformed on this, Hollywood being a prime example. I recall Sean Penn mentioning new hope for gay marriage with Obama in office
Jmac0585 - June 1, 2009, 4:53 pm
I'd just like to add that... holy smokes she hot.
LogicDude - May 30, 2009, 3:47 pm
Back to Sean, I mean Charlie - can I be Bosley?
WTFO - May 30, 2009, 2:32 am
Sean, your a weird guy. Funny but weird. Haar, fair points but I'm not sure I agree that Wilson was that intelligent.
Haarakkon - May 30, 2009, 1:26 am
I don't believe that the party hacks nominate intelligent people. I do believe they nominate people who are pliable & charismatic. Coalition builders. I also believe the last POTUS with any real intelligence was Wilson, but he couldn't build a coa
Haarakkon - May 30, 2009, 1:24 am
So the message gets diluted in the party rhetoric at some point, and these guys are no more than party mouthpieces. If I seem disillusioned, I am. I think I have reason to be, having known some of these guys for forever, and watching them change.
Haarakkon - May 30, 2009, 1:19 am
Congressman. I had the honor of having breakfast with the current governor in 2000 the morning after he lost his race for the senate. I've seen every one of these guys become a polished, non-committal politico. It's unfortunate, but it's the system.
Haarakkon - May 30, 2009, 1:16 am
My only real position is that the political arena has become dominated by speech writers who excel at making no commitments and the television personalities. Grooming. I saw it in the last 3 governors in my state, the last 3 elected senators, and my
Sean - May 30, 2009, 1:04 am
But I took the Angels away from all of that. They work for me now, and my name is Charlie. *cue really cool 70's music*
Sean - May 30, 2009, 1:03 am
WTFO wrote: "They will constantly pass the buck, it's the only way they've gained power. Since they don't have a defendable position, they resort to hate, smear tactics and blame. " ...
WTFO - May 30, 2009, 1:01 am
BTW, Haar. While Pres Bush was a poor speaker (to be honest Obama is a poor speaker too, but a good reader) the last POTUS was not dumb as you suggest. His policies kept this nation safe from a 2nd attack. How about a little gratitude or r u that hateful?
WTFO - May 30, 2009, 12:59 am
was intentional so they could use it in the campaign in 2008. Dems were on the take from Fannie Mae (Dodd, Clinton, Kerry and yes Obama too). They have jammed their socialist agenda right up Lady Liberty's ass and our kids are going to pay the bills.
WTFO - May 30, 2009, 12:57 am
they went wild on earmark spending and tied them to projects Pres Bush had to sign (like GWOT spending bills). They also ignored the pending housing and banking market crash that they were warned about by Bush and McCain. I wouldn't be surprised if that
WTFO - May 30, 2009, 12:55 am
...and military that Clinton underfunded for 8 years). Also he fought 2 wars to remove the Taliban and the evil dictator Saddam. Also, they had to build DHS. From 2007-2008 the Dems held Congress (by lying and demonizing Bush versus any real position) and
WTFO - May 30, 2009, 12:54 am
They will constantly pass the buck, it's the only way they've gained power. Since they don't have a defendable position, they resort to hate, smear tactics and blame. 2001-2006 the Reps spent a lot of tax dollars (partly to rebuild the CIA & milit
Jmac0585 - May 28, 2009, 2:41 pm
For example will it be on Dec 15, 2009, that the Dems in power will say, "From now on it's us," or will the continue to pass the buck?
Jmac0585 - May 28, 2009, 2:39 pm
Can a Dem or Lib tell me what the official date will be when you can quit blaming Rep and Bush for the current mess? By current, I mean any given moment, as opposed to the financial mess of late 2007-2009.
Haarakkon - May 28, 2009, 2:21 pm
Much like the current economic woes, though the Republicans had the presidency, they have found a way to avoid responsibility by blaming the Democrats in Congress. Creative, if not entirely accurate. Feh. Responsibility and facts, who needs them?
Haarakkon - May 28, 2009, 2:17 pm
Meaning, the Republicans will find another breathing Homer Simpson and win. There is no middle, there is only the whimpering right and the sniveling left. And their followers, NONE of whom claim responsibility.
Haarakkon - May 28, 2009, 2:14 pm
Fortunately for the Republican Party, Americans have such short attention spans. They'll have forgotten about Bush by 2012. In the 2008 election, the Dems could have put up Britney Spears and won handily. Same thing next election.
Cheech - May 28, 2009, 1:59 pm
were treated this past election. The Democrats/Liberals are nothing but a bunch of hypocritical nut jobs. Fortunatley they are doing such a piss poor job that I doubt there will be a second term. Probably a number of terms before a Dem wins again.
Cheech - May 28, 2009, 1:56 pm
current situation with SotoMayor it is great her long road of struggle but it wasn't convenient to point it out for a recent republican appointee (I forget his name) who had a much more storied past it never got mentioned. Never mind the way the women
Cheech - May 28, 2009, 1:49 pm
This is about as accurate as you can get in an example of what is going on with the majority of the media and it's Leftist influence. They think it is great when it is to their convenience and horrible when someone else says something. Just look at the
WTFO - May 25, 2009, 1:47 am
I agree with you, Sean. She was sincere and respectful of those who disagree with her position. She didn't deserve the abuse. I still find it strange that those same attackers are silent on the fact that Pres Obama holds the same belief.
Sean - May 25, 2009, 12:08 am
Just saw her actual quote. She deserved better than to be used or abused as media fodder. Her answer, which I happen to disagree with strongly, was heartfelt and sincere. She even expressed her honest answer with genuine sensitivity.
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 6:15 pm
exact sentiment expressed by any Dem, in this case the Pres, is largely ignored. I think the Far-Left Loons are vicious hate-mongering attack dogs. This was in no way an attack on BHO and shouldn't be viewed as such.
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 6:13 pm
I think he came out of the closet already, but that's neither here nor there. This was intended to point out how this poor woman was brutally attacked for stating the majority opinion in her state (Prop 8) as well as the opinion of BHO, while when the
Sean - April 30, 2009, 6:00 pm
Maybe I'm just being bitchy (sobriety does that to me), but with a closet Marxist in the White House, it just seems that you've got bigger fish to fry.
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 5:54 pm
Sean, I'm not sure I'm tracking on what your talking about.
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 5:54 pm
Almost forgot, thanks Sil.
Sean - April 30, 2009, 5:46 pm
Really? No point too small then, eh?
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 5:20 pm
Sean, I put together the pics. So yea, I can believe it.
WTFO - April 30, 2009, 5:20 pm
Marduke. Are you completely stupid?? They both have the same position on the topic. One has power to set policy but not an utter from the liberal loons. The other has no power and she was viciously attacked by dumbasses like you.
Sean - April 30, 2009, 2:16 pm
Can you believe someone actually put together the original pic?
Marduke - April 30, 2009, 2:04 pm
Let's see comparing the two comments where 1 has only made minimal statements and the other has talked at length about what he feels personally as well as what he supports as POTUS, yeah that's the same, you betcha. Conservative stupidity strikes again...
Sil - April 30, 2009, 9:08 am
Well said-or written in this case.


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Vegan - February 22, 2010, 10:26 pm
All new political "Fakes" posted on Politifakes.org
agdaniele - December 20, 2009, 12:37 pm
Please take all political talk over to our sister site - politifake.org - thank you!
Chillax - December 20, 2009, 12:36 pm
Looking back as the health care "debate", cap and trade, etc... deals cut behind closed doors in a completely partisan manner (e.g., what happened to the transparency promised by Obama), do you still believe he has lived up to the change he promised?
WTFO - September 2, 2009, 12:55 am
No problem with learning, I do it every day but we cannot completely abandon common sense like the govt has done. Nor can we ignore the basic principles that this nation was founded on. Politicians took an oath to protect the Constitution not destroy it.
Derek - September 2, 2009, 12:00 am
Change does involve learning - and this may prove to be too hard for some.
WTFO - September 1, 2009, 11:55 pm
With you ignorant attacks on others for simply having a different opinion, it looks like you're puking all over this site.
Ani - September 1, 2009, 10:26 pm
Dipshits like you make me laugh so hard I almost puke.


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john stuart mill - June 5, 2009, 5:45 am
know wut ? did it for the lulz ;)
Marduke - April 20, 2009, 10:06 am
My last comment was taken incorrectly, or I wasn't clearer. You have condemnded comments advocating harm to the POTUS, but you'll follow the right wherever they lead you, whether they are incorrect or not. Makes you and I sheep of two different flocks.
WTFO - April 20, 2009, 3:24 am
I've never made comments advocating harm to the POTUS, don't lie. Also, if you stop bleating, I'll stop calling you a sheep.
Marduke - April 17, 2009, 10:21 am
You've made comments condemning harm to the POTUS, but that's about all I've seen. Socialist, sheep, how about you come up with something fresh. Every time you spout baa, baa, baa I get the urge to watch Black Sheep Squadron.
WTFO - April 17, 2009, 1:00 am
I have sounded off against personal attacks against BHO as well as Bush, I have also stood against the first TARP. As usual your rants are incorrect and useless, Marduke. All you write is blah, blah, blah and baa, baa, baa. Run along little sheep.
Marduke - April 16, 2009, 2:19 pm
...always come to mind. Not once have I heard you condemn anyone from the right for anything that's been said. It's always the cry of "those nasty liberals were mean to me" argument that you constantly spew, all you do is sound like a sad sad little man.
Marduke - April 16, 2009, 2:18 pm
conservative viewpoint on everyone else. God forbid, if someone disagrees then they must be socialist, or whatever is your new catchword of the day. Whenever we clash the quote "Fascism will come to America, wrapped in a flag and carrying a cross"...
Marduke - April 16, 2009, 2:18 pm
...thought is laughable. Other than your service to country, I have enough mental capacity left to know that there are few if any qualities you have that I would admire or even want to try and emmulate. You are constanly trying to force feed the warped..
Marduke - April 16, 2009, 2:18 pm
I don't hate those who disagree with me. I've had plenty of civil discussions with others here as well as backed up a couple who politically I am in disagreement with. Your assertion that I'm a socialist because I don't adhere to your strict way of...
BuZZbomb - April 15, 2009, 10:58 pm
John Stuart Mill, of his own free will, On half a pint of shandy was particularly ill.
WTFO - April 15, 2009, 10:14 pm
how weak and pathetic your mind is. Since you've "gotten older" maybe it's time to see your doctor to assess your mental capacity. Your blind hatred of those who disagree with you and unwaivering support for socialism makes me concerned.
WTFO - April 15, 2009, 10:12 pm
I attack positions, you and your ilk subscribe to personal attacks. Now to be fair, when attacked personnally, I respond in kind. The fact that you base your left positions on people you don't like versus basing positions of logic and evidence just shows
Marduke - April 15, 2009, 11:17 am
You seem to do plenty of attacking on your own blinded by your own partinsanship. But I should at least thank you, it's been fun loving guys like you that have pushed me further left as I've gotten older. And I'm still upset we can't be buddies.
WTFO - April 14, 2009, 11:59 pm
while you're content with lashing out blindly and saying "they are doing it too!" Truly pathetic. Enjoy your rationalizations because if you ever let go of them you may realize how baseless and weak your positions really are.
WTFO - April 14, 2009, 11:57 pm
Go ahead with your usual tactic of justifying bad behavior by pointing elsewhere, Marduke. A true liberal through and through by never taking responsibility or being held accountable. I condemn all irrational attacks regardless of the side it comes from..
Marduke - April 14, 2009, 10:06 am
Don't forget that conservatives have been walking on water since before Christ and no righty would ever lash out with character attacks and half truths. Nope that would never ever happen in the really real world. Glad you cleared that up.
WTFO - April 13, 2009, 8:08 pm
This quote proves something I was no aware of. Even in the 1800s, liberals were vicious character assassins who lashed out without logic or intelligence against those who disagreed with them.
know_it_all - April 13, 2009, 10:52 am
J.S. Mill is a joke, kinda like ron's wanna-be art.
Elder God Douchebag - March 16, 2009, 8:02 pm
..Maybe.
Mark - March 16, 2009, 5:41 pm
Derek - "And look were that's got you Mark." You have got to be kidding me. I'm going to try to be nice here and just ask; Do you think that the US would have been better off staying part of England?
Culos - March 16, 2009, 5:04 pm
The way your economy is going you'll soon have to do that to keep warm....:-))))
Derek - March 16, 2009, 5:02 pm
And look were that's got you Mark. Next you'll be advocating burning books ;-)
Mark - February 20, 2009, 12:05 pm
Boo...Hisss! Most of us stopped listening to what the British had to say back in 1776. Nice new logo Ron.
Sean - February 20, 2009, 11:29 am
Good thing he never said anything about libertarians (like me), I suspect that he would have used the words "wing nut" in his quip. Nice poster.


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Zed - September 17, 2009, 4:13 pm
Just try it, "ME/Smarterthanyou", go ahead. Just be warned, I shoot back.
me - September 17, 2009, 12:55 pm
And when those cards become name tags, we will know who to aim for.
DarthBubba - May 9, 2009, 5:33 am
Isn't that when the world's economy fill finally collapse?
RONSART - February 16, 2009, 2:46 am
MR. HtD?....wow...always thought I was alone...nice to see you see the humor too...lol
HtD - February 16, 2009, 2:39 am
Haha. You aren't alone Ron.
WTFO - February 16, 2009, 1:31 am
Definitely made me laugh. Did you find the "$1 Trillion Dollars" yet?
RONSART - February 16, 2009, 1:06 am
Thought you would enjoy this...lol...lol...lol...lol
WTFO - February 16, 2009, 1:03 am
Not a chance in hell, my friend. I could have a full frontal lobotomy and still have enough sense to know ya'll are out of your minds. Keep hoping if it makes you feel good though, bud.
Trapper - February 16, 2009, 12:51 am
You mean there is a liberal on this site?


GERMANS - Not everything they do makes sense!


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Vinnie - August 9, 2008, 3:56 pm
But still looks pretty cool :D


2012 - The clock is ticking . . .


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Ed-Hyde - November 16, 2009, 11:40 am
Thanks LD, nothing wrong with the guy having a palin fantasy. Lots of people that wouldn't mind grudge . . . nvm. :)
Sean - November 14, 2009, 11:58 pm
Dammit LD, I feel so stupid now. Thanks for not sending me a PM pointing that out.
LogicDude - November 14, 2009, 11:00 pm
Having a shoe fetish is nothing to ashamed of - and Obama is JUST A MAN DAMMIT! A man who likes a nice black leather spike heel to the forehead...
Sean - November 14, 2009, 6:25 pm
Nothing racist going on here. Move along folks.
alohadude - November 14, 2009, 6:15 pm
you shouldn't write a book until you actually read one
agdaniele - November 14, 2009, 4:45 pm
This is low... even for you.


ANN COULTER - Because Liberals have no defense other than to personally attack her.


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Brian The Great - May 14, 2009, 6:22 am
Must be alot of extremists out there. She's written what is it now, 7 bestsellers in a row? Lemme know when Olberdouche or Maher or Franken do that.
BoneCD - May 13, 2009, 2:53 pm
If my wife would leave me I would marry her (they look alike but she has long black hair)...on second thought she would never be home...hey wait that is a good thing. *face palm* I'm confused now.
Mark - May 13, 2009, 12:23 pm
Ann Coulter is HOT! I have her picture on my night stand. I have Rush Limbaugh's picture set up with novena candles in front of it, and Newt Gingrich's portrait hanging over my fire place. We need right wing extremist to keep balance in this country.
Sean - May 13, 2009, 11:59 am
Yeah Haar!, keep the damn snarcasm up high where we can see it it for what it is. I too did not catch it. Of course there have been a number of our resident "politicos" arguing in all seriousness what you said ironically.
Haarakkon - May 13, 2009, 1:21 am
The little bit of her work that I've read is truly frightening, much like Ahmadinejad's denial of the Holocaust. Polarization and extremism are the rage all over the world. I love this era of goodwill.
agdaniele - May 13, 2009, 1:06 am
Kudos, Haar... I won't miss the sarcasm twice. Well done.
agdaniele - May 13, 2009, 12:58 am
I like him, but we can partially thank BillMaher for regularly booking her on Politically Incorrect (HBO) and getting so much feedback that she found a niche in being that controversial. She's just riding the wave. Fame at any cost. Puts food on the table
Haarakkon - May 13, 2009, 12:57 am
I apologize for my "snarcasm" flying under the radar.
Haarakkon - May 13, 2009, 12:55 am
Much like Limbaugh, she panders to the extremists, and far too frequently, their words are blindly accepted as Gospel.
agdaniele - May 13, 2009, 12:55 am
Broke my new rule of leaving politics alone on this site. Won't happen again. Terrible drug, this logic thing.
agdaniele - May 13, 2009, 12:53 am
At the risk of diminishing MWLF's point, I must agree... just like the racism and sexism then, anti-the commie wave was nothing more than giving legal power to the Rush Limbaugh of that day.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - May 13, 2009, 12:48 am
Hardly, it wasted our time, ruined peoples' lives for no reason, and restricted freedom of speech. It was fascism, plain and simple. Coincidentally, fascist Ann Coulter is both plain and simple.
Haarakkon - May 12, 2009, 8:38 pm
C'mon now, she's correct. McCarthyism and the "Red Scare" saved America.
George - May 12, 2009, 8:34 pm
Oh, also all her policy and ideology points and decisions. Other than that, yeah.


HISTORY - Those that didn't learn from the past are destined to repeat history.




AL GORE - The planet's rectal thermometer


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Derek - August 2, 2009, 9:11 pm
Best way for a more accurate temperature reading.
WTFO - March 13, 2009, 11:42 pm
Very nice, comment. Made me laugh, thanks.
Narutarded - March 13, 2009, 10:49 am
The planet has a fever, and the only cure is... MORE COWBELL!!!


ANTI-WAR LIBERALS - Enough said


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Regression&Division - December 13, 2009, 10:48 am
WTFO -- You are an amazingly, awesomely, absolutely mind-blowingly kickass person. God bless you, sir. God bless you. Say it with me now, gents... AMERICA -- FUCK YEAH!
WTFO - June 13, 2009, 12:29 am
loss of human life that directly resulted from them getting their way. So, I respectfully disagree with your assessment of Vietnam.
WTFO - June 13, 2009, 12:29 am
protecting that many people is worth risking my life. What is remarkable about that time in history is those who protested the war, lied about our troops conduct over there, and subverted our efforts and morale, turned their backs and ignored the huge
WTFO - June 13, 2009, 12:27 am
To be fair, I wasn't there to see those we were defending running away, but with a communist force backed by China who can blame them. What I do know is that around 2.5M people were slaughtered by the communists in N Vietnam and Cambodia. As a serviceman
A Conservative - June 12, 2009, 5:09 pm
person I'm willing to lay my life down for, much less any MORE of our troops lives.
A Conservative - June 12, 2009, 5:09 pm
Just wanted to add something about what WTFO said. Pulling the troops from Vietnam was, IMO a good choice. Our allies, as you put it, who we "abandoned," were always running away from the combat that we were running toward. Not exactly the kind of
moooooooooooooooooooo - May 9, 2009, 11:34 pm
Cake?
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:29 pm
of a "land of Allah" and gives them time to rebuild for the next attack. As a side, I think the irresponsible spending of Reps from 2000-2006 cost them dearly in the elections as well. However, the 2006-2008 Congress spent even more under Dems.
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:27 pm
kept us safe for 7+ years and against the war, that it dramatically impacted the elections. We now have a majority of politicians who have openly shown the willingness to withdraw from the war. That allows the enemy to claim victory by driving out US out
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:26 pm
that can be gained and it is counter to the "everything Bush does is evil" philosophy of the conservative haters. I say the enemy has won the publicity battle since they effectively turned (with liberal help) public opinion so far against a POTUS that
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:25 pm
enemy to win the battle in the public eye. On the ground we're kicking ass and doing great efforts in winning hearts/minds by building schools, soccer fields, parks, hospitals, etc. You don't get to hear about the successes because there are no ratings
WTFO - May 9, 2009, 11:23 pm
Very complimentary from someone who hates me, Robert. After being overseas in support of the war. I believe that the main problem with the Iraq war is the publicity aspect of the war. The far-lefties and their supportive media outlets have enabled the
Robert - May 7, 2009, 2:20 pm
I agree with WTFO's last 3 posts, and say to anyone who doesn't support the military to eat shit and die, also the problem with the Iraq war was the strategies they used not the war itself, if we won you would all cheer instead of whine.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 1:17 am
forces from carrying out the types of operations that would have won the war. All the while, protestors, the media, Hanoi Jane and John Kerry built hatred towards the military so my father could get spit at on his return.
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 1:15 am
enough to get a Pres who didn't handicap the military by limiting the targets in the North and allowing us to bring maximum force on the enemy to break their ability to wage war. Unfortunately, the govt was too scared of pissing off China and kept our
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 1:13 am
Kmer Rouge is part of the killing I'm talking about. The fact that we abandoned our allies in Vietnam directly caused the brutal deaths of those who stood with us. Our military strength would have kept the enemies a bay. All we had to do was stay long
Sean - April 10, 2009, 12:50 am
I'd heard that the Kmer Rouge killed 2 million people in Campuchia -- are you referring to a different 2 million? And if so, how could the Americans have prevented the other slaughter?
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:41 am
The dumbass (barockeva) forgot to mention that after the whining liberal media, Congressmen, and potheads successfully got the troops pulled from Veitnam that 2 million people were slaughtered there. Do you want to take credit for that too, dipshit?
Mark - April 7, 2009, 6:55 pm
Now I'm beginning to understand barockeva a little better. You get your information from "South Park." At least now it's clear what your source is. You might want to try The Family Guy for insight to world history and The Simpson's for economic strategy.
LogicDude - April 7, 2009, 12:43 pm
And all the while the war went on, it was Liberal hand-wringers in Congress and the press that bad-mouthed the troops.
Airman - April 7, 2009, 12:29 pm
Vietnam.. started by JFK, a liberal, escalated by LBJ, a liberal, and ended by Nixon..NOT a liberal.. I still loved it that he bombed them on christmas day..
barockeva - April 7, 2009, 12:27 pm
It was liberal pussies that got the government to quit throwing good troops at the waste that was the Vietnam war.
barockeva - April 7, 2009, 12:26 pm
You people need to watch more south park. If it wasn't for the liberals, the conservatives would have pushed countries like China too far and would have been nuked into the ground.
WTFO - March 16, 2009, 12:52 am
men and women who are risking it all for our freedom and the freedom of others. Respectful dissent and disagreement with war is never a problem for me.
WTFO - March 16, 2009, 12:51 am
To clarify the poster for Timmy-Bob, it targets the anti-war liberals who state we've lost the war, or are murdering innocent Iraqis, or that that the war is over oil. Basically, I'm against dumbasses who state ignorant positions that demoralize military
Mark - March 15, 2009, 3:43 pm
Thanks EGD but I must now turn my attention elsewhere. I smell a Timmy in the vicinity and must prepare for the witticism of an unencumbered mind.
Elder God Douchebag loves to hear himself type. - March 15, 2009, 3:41 pm
Of course now there's no way of knowing if he'd stick to his one-term promise or not, but I'd certainly hope he'd have run for re-election. Figure if you're going for President, you might as well be in it for the whole thing.
Elder God Douchebag - March 15, 2009, 3:39 pm
You know what I mean, though. Time does age everyone, but being President tends to make one age horribly. Also, I brought the soapbox back.
Mark - March 15, 2009, 3:18 pm
Hey! Bring that soapbox back here! You win...McCain is old. Although he said he was only going to run for one term, I think if the situation (at the time) warranted it he would have stayed. Time ages everyone. What did you look like 4 or 8 years ago?
Elder God Douchebag will shut up in just a second. - March 15, 2009, 2:34 pm
That, and he said he'd only run one term, which says to me that he knows he wouldn't be able to handle said inherent stress. I'll get off the soapbox now.
Elder God Douchebag - March 15, 2009, 2:33 pm
Reason I said that was this. Look how being President ages people. Not real well, right? Hell, Bush looked semi-decent when he went in, looked old as hell coming out. Something tells me McCain couldn't have handled the stress inherent in the job.
Mark - March 15, 2009, 1:27 pm
McCain was able to get it up when it counted...in 1967. And then he kept it up for 5 and a half years. As for BHO or anyone saying he wouldn't last one term, maybe they should tell that to John McCain's mother.
Elder God Douchebag - March 15, 2009, 1:18 pm
I thought he attacked McCain on the basis that he was old and wouldn't last the one term he said he'd run...Wait, that's what I attacked him for...McCain can't get it up anymore.
Toussaint - March 15, 2009, 11:48 am
Now I hear BHO is planning on taxing employee health benefits to pay for his stimulus package-debt. And to think, during the campaign, he attacked J.M. for the very same thing he's planning on doing now.
Mark - March 15, 2009, 11:19 am
Bob - I see you've been a busy boy this morning spreading your liberal commie view point. Go right ahead, it's a free country for the time being. Enjoy it while you can.
Bob - March 15, 2009, 9:09 am
I just love the fact that Republicans think people are Un-Patriotic Saddam-loving Commies if they don't believe what the hell they say and follow what they believe. Fucking Morons, the lot of them.
Sean - February 7, 2009, 9:32 pm
See what blowin' yer defence budget on the war in Iraq got ya -- yer air force is practically flyin' crop-dusters now. Though I do applaud the retro uni's -- VERY shiek.


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WTFO - January 21, 2009, 11:59 pm
Not only is targeting 1 person no fun, but its not cost effective either. Them damn bombs are expensive. BTW, why is anyone still responding to barockeva? He makes Timmy sound like Einstein. TIMMY!
LogicDude - January 21, 2009, 8:52 am
Ever hear of "Chicago Rules"...you put one of ours in a hospital, we put one of yours in the morgue? Only we decided just one wasn't enough. Besides, targeting 1 person with a JDAM isn't any fun.
Sauce? - January 20, 2009, 6:35 pm
and if Muslims would stop coming over blowing up Christians we wouldn't have to come over to blow up Muslims.
barockeva - January 20, 2009, 6:04 pm
Well if christians would stop invading musilm land, muslims would quit blowing them up.
LogicDude - January 11, 2009, 2:52 pm
If the Muslims would stop blowing up Christians and just blow up each other...you'd be right!
barockeva - January 11, 2009, 2:25 pm
Well if the christian conservatives would quit waging holy wars against the muslims we wouldn't need a huge military.
Anonymous - November 26, 2008, 3:50 pm
Clinton/Gore ran on a platform of less government. They downsized the federal gov't by cutting the military almost in half. There's your $200 billion and then some. And then Slick Willy blames Bush for our troops being spread too thin in the GWOT. Amazi
TyKo - November 2, 2008, 1:38 am
Hey dude! Democrats only had the control over congress for a couple of years of Bush's (THE REPUBLICAN, ITS TRUE YOU CAN'T IGNOR THAT) term. But LogicDude has a point. You know since congress has been the one spending a shit load of cash in iraq.
LogicDude - September 30, 2008, 3:46 pm
And in the current fiscal crisis we have a *GASP* Democrat Congress! "Dude" nailed it!
jerome - September 27, 2008, 8:54 pm
good mtifake kevin!
db - September 27, 2008, 8:48 pm
hahahah "dude" completely raped sauced your moti
KM - September 20, 2008, 8:24 am
American politics - if something goes right, the president can be thanked, if something goes wrong, whoever controlled congress can be blamed, and vice-versa depending on whether you're a Democrat or Republican.
ROTFLMAO - August 9, 2008, 5:05 am
Just make sure to wear your tinfoil hat whenever you go outside, "Dude".
Regardless.... - August 7, 2008, 7:59 pm
Fox Sucks
Dude - August 7, 2008, 2:45 am
Democrat congress, Democrat Congress, Republican Congress, Democrat Congress . . .


JOHNNY CASH - Doesn't like liberals, and neither should you.




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Hector - June 30, 2009, 11:54 am
Looks like my Republican father-in-law after he lost the bet on the presidential election. I had to call the WAAAHMBULANCE.
WTFO - April 11, 2009, 7:03 pm
Dude, I think they have pills for that. Take a few of those and you'll be able to hammer nails with your avatar.
LogicDude - April 10, 2009, 9:03 am
My avatar IS NOT IMPOTENT! This kind of happens to all avatars every once in a while...or at least that is what Mrs. LogicDude's avatar told me...
WTFO - April 10, 2009, 12:52 am
Wow, LD. I thought stepping into NSFW Motifake just made you blind. I didn't know it could make your avatar impotent too.
LogicDude - April 6, 2009, 10:56 am
*Steps in to explain Avatars* On Motifake your avatar will appear with your comments; however, if you're naughty and step into NSFW Motifake, your avatar will NOT appear with your comments, even those made on SFW posters. Thank you and good day!
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 10:43 am
Ciao.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 10:41 am
Wow...that is commitment. I have to go now. I have a workman coming over soon and need to prep the area for him. Catch ya all later.
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 10:40 am
Oh, and thanks Mark.... it's not enough that I am a closet grammar and spelling nazi, but also an anti-tunnel elitist. Now, I'm getting an itch over anonymous postings that is hard to ignore.
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 10:38 am
Agreed. I'm an ex-tunneler myself... and although it's against my religion, I went back and voted on my own tunnels.... 1L each. How's THAT for commitment?
Mark - April 6, 2009, 10:37 am
I think Hector slipped into the wrong poster.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 10:36 am
agdaniele - I was just kidding about the vote stacking but not about the tunnels. I'd rather see someone take the picture and make a new poster.
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 10:35 am
Hector, I'm not sure I'm reading that properly... is that a pro stem-cell comment?
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 10:33 am
The thought had crossed my mind to start pummeling tunnels. However, I like this site and despise the vote stacking. Then again, I'm italian.
Hector - April 6, 2009, 10:32 am
When the American Taliban gets mad, we laugh. When they laugh, we wonder why.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 10:29 am
New IP address???? You mean you can vote again??? All 5's for Ron and 1's for Timmy and Tunnels?
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 10:27 am
I really can't figure it out... unless my IP address is dancing around drunk. It's annoying at best.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 10:24 am
I'd like to report a theft. Someone stole agdaniele's avatar. Did you slip off the internet or something?
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 10:22 am
There's no flaw in that. I couldn't think of a better reason.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 10:20 am
I'm afraid that I'm for stem cell research for selfish reasons. I'm not getting any younger and when I die I think I might be dead for a long time. I therefore want to live and enjoy my retirement for a long time. I want to have great great grandchildren.
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 10:11 am
On the other hand, the research must take it's course... and for now, it seems less promising than was touted. Then again, screwing with things on a cellular level can open up a whole new bag of mutation and birth defects.
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 10:06 am
Again, I agree with the late-term abortion ban unless the mother's uterus is cut out as well. That was a practice of gaining stem-cell, yes... but in science's defense, they weren't promoting late-term abortion. Nowadays, there's no need for it.
Haarakkon - April 6, 2009, 10:04 am
Clumps of bone, skin and hair in the middle of the brain is "a little freaky"? Heh.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 10:03 am
I agree that more research is required and I don't have a problem with petri dish growing and harvesting of embryonic stem cells. I get a little sad though when it comes to harvesting aborted fetus stem cells. That's also a slope with a lot of grease.
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 9:59 am
Most right-wing republicans are anti stem-cell, because the 'embryo' = abortion issue was inaccurate and exaggerated. I can argue politics at times, but never religion.
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 9:57 am
Ok, just read it. I'm all for stem cell research. It needs to be monitored, but it's a huge step for medical science.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 9:56 am
If you read the article you might agree with him about how adult stem cell research shows more promise.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 9:55 am
Example 2 was a little freaky "...fetal tissue was used to try to treat a human Parkinson’s patient, the tissue killed the patient by forming clumps of bone, skin and hair in the middle of his brain."
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 9:55 am
I did not. It makes me nervous when I agree with WTFO's POV too much.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 9:53 am
Thank You sir...I tried to be accurate. Did anyone else read that article that WTFO cited last night?
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 9:53 am
Confused? You won't be after this eposide of..... Soap.
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 9:52 am
Not at all, Mark. I'm just channeling the morning coffee, and realizing (after the point) that you'd explained everything perfectly. Great capsulization... TV Guide style!
Mark - April 6, 2009, 9:49 am
...research and anti-embryonic stem cell research. The is also the under tone of coming to the middle politically by thinking for ones self and not strictly following a political platform. Ooops I see that I've incorrectly stated agdaniele's position.
Haarakkon - April 6, 2009, 9:48 am
I used to be, but Ms. Octuplets in CA has made me rethink the position.
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 9:47 am
And a half-click is too far. Now that you've announced it to Porc, I'm pretty sure I'm standing right on that 'bouncing betty'
Mark - April 6, 2009, 9:46 am
...of women who abuse abortions. WTFO and I are OK with abortions for medical reasons other than birth control and in case of rape. HtD just seems to hate babies. The conversation then morphed to stem cell research with WTFO being pro adult stem cell...
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 9:44 am
That's not completely accurate. It's conditional. I'm very pro-choice as far as abortion goes, but you have to draw the line somewhere.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 9:42 am
Porcelina - In a nut shell, we were having a discussion regarding abortion and everyone seems to be coming a little closer to the middle of the road on the issue with the exception of agdaniele who is just about a half a click off of forced sterilization
Porcelina - April 6, 2009, 8:26 am
Fuckit. TL;DR. Summary, please?
BoneCD - April 6, 2009, 12:56 am
He would call me a Libertarian. Which in the long run is probably true by todays standard ( less government, more fiscal responsibility, etc etc)
BoneCD - April 6, 2009, 12:53 am
When I was young I was labeled as a Republican. Then the religious right stole my party and now I am labeled as a Moderate Republican with Fiscally Conservative views. But, if my Father was still around...
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 12:42 am
The only reason I can never side the conservative republicans is solely based on the amount of influence that religion has on their policies. Family values, absolutely... but to push for laws based on their agenda? Unacceptable.
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 12:40 am
My advice to all is just ride the wave. Democrat, Republican, Liberal, Conservative.... they all need each other in order to make things work. Democrats create deficiencies that Republicans fix, and vice-versa.
HtD - April 6, 2009, 12:36 am
I find it odd that crying babies make you tired. They make me angry. And I fully agree Agdaniele. That's partly why this nice discussion hasn't been reduced to a flame war.
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 12:29 am
I'd like to take a moment to express gratitude in the fact that religion hasn't been brought into this discussion.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 12:29 am
Looking at this crying baby has made me sleepy and since there doesn't seem to be a flame war brewing, I'm going to bed. Thanks for the stimulating conversation all. Good Night.
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 12:25 am
Yin and yang... both serve a purpose. As far as the snowball, I'll buy the beer, and we'll take down satan once good and buzzed.
WTFO - April 6, 2009, 12:23 am
Either way, I've got my snow boots on and some gloves. Whoever hits Satan in the ass with a snowball first gets the other to buy beer.
WTFO - April 6, 2009, 12:21 am
to flag. The major problem I see is that the media is actively protecting criminals on one side of the aisle while attacking the other side. It requires much more research to find truth.
WTFO - April 6, 2009, 12:20 am
I agree to not be blind to both sides. I like to think that the intentions of both parties are good at the core of their causes. However, too many (right and left) are on the take from lobbyists and special interests which is what has caused this economy
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 12:17 am
Wow, thanks WTFO!!! I think this is a first! Checking the weather channel, I see that hell is a brisk 33 degrees (without windchill)
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 12:16 am
When you're taking heat for being too far right, I'll often draw fire away from you. But, I don't take sides.... I'm always open to both views. Not a fan of anyone with blinders on... you have to see all perspectives without prejudice.
WTFO - April 6, 2009, 12:15 am
Damn skippy, agdaniele. I'm with you, bud.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 12:12 am
I feel another chorus of Kumbaya coming on. Can we form a circle and all hold hands now?
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 12:11 am
I'm not for government control, but when the drug addicts, unemploye and welfare recipients abuse the system, something has to be done. It's taxpayer money that's covering their 'mistakes.'
Mark - April 6, 2009, 12:07 am
Wow Agdaniele! And people call me a fascist. HtD - You darn smarty college kids. You're talking way beyond my scientific understanding.
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 12:05 am
I have many liberal views, but for me, it's more about solutions. And when too many abuse the system, I'm as hard-core conservative as they come.
HtD - April 6, 2009, 12:04 am
Framing it as baby killing, and what not.
HtD - April 6, 2009, 12:04 am
would picture as an embryo.
HtD - April 6, 2009, 12:03 am
My biology professor gets mad when people refer to stem cells as embryonic. I wasn't paying full attention because it was one of his soapbox rants, but I'm pretty sure those cells are harvested in the morula-blastula stage. Hardly resembling what you
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 12:03 am
Trust me, Mark... my opinion of tying tubes is beyond a two-abortion rule. It should include anyone on any sort of govrnment-assisted income, as well as convicted drug users.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 12:01 am
Just for the sake of discussion...Maybe a woman who gets more than two abortions should have her tubes tied automatically. Really....I'm not trolling for a fight. I just would like to hear some opinions.
agdaniele - April 5, 2009, 11:59 pm
Heh heh... don't ask, don't tell, Mark.
Mark - April 5, 2009, 11:58 pm
I thought that most stem cell research and harvesting was done in the lab in petri dishes and that the cells used were going to be destroyed anyway.
agdaniele - April 5, 2009, 11:57 pm
Certainly not in place of birth control... but that does lead to a more radical, slippery slope of what to do with 'repeat offender' pregnancy.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 11:56 pm
I agree with you HtD. Most Americans are in the middle, myself included. Unfortunately, we only hear from the far ends of left and right in our news.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 11:55 pm
there should be the phrase "side effects" in that middle post. Sorry.
HtD - April 5, 2009, 11:54 pm
Not just republicans. The majority of people are moderates. Obviously people lean towards a right/left, but that's a good thing. People that consider themselves to only lean in the same direction on all issues are dangerous/stupid.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 11:53 pm
I am not totally against abortion (rape, incest, and life endangerment are just reasons for the procedure). But it shouldn't be in place of birth control.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 11:52 pm
be gaining significant ground with less side that result from embryonic stem cells.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 11:51 pm
Reseach has shown that stem cells from the spinal cord have been as effective if not better than embryo stem cells. http://www.cbhd.org/resources/stemcells/mcconchie_2004-06-16.htm . I am not in support of embryo stem cells when adult stem cells appear to
Mark - April 5, 2009, 11:46 pm
I think most republicans tend to think for themselves. I had always considered myself independent and voted for the best candidate. When I finally realized that 99 percent of my votes were for Republicans, I decided that I was one too.
HtD - April 5, 2009, 11:44 pm
Oops! I meant Bill O'Reilly.
Mark - April 5, 2009, 11:42 pm
Hey! A little respect please. We in the party refer to him as Saint Rush. In Chicago we've even named an hospital after him.
BoneCD - April 5, 2009, 11:41 pm
Don't feel bad Mark. Most true Republicans do (I'm one). At that point in ones life their own religious conviction should kick in and guide them...not a government entity
HtD - April 5, 2009, 11:40 pm
That's good, though. It shows you aren't some kind of crazy Rush Limbaugh clone.
Mark - April 5, 2009, 11:29 pm
This is one of those red letter days. Porcelina has become a little more conservative and I've become a little more liberal. Yet another sign of the apocalypse.
Mark - April 5, 2009, 11:27 pm
Yes...I'm afraid so.
HtD - April 5, 2009, 11:24 pm
Mark, does that also make you a Pro stem cell research guy?
Mark - April 5, 2009, 11:20 pm
OK...I'm back. What was I figurin' about? Oh yeah...the pro-life issue. That's where I tend to stray from the Republican platform. I am against partial birth abortion. I'm still torn on the issue of abortion in general. Sean? Are you still waiting?
Sean - April 5, 2009, 9:23 pm
Those who bitch the most about having to feed, educate, and then, eventually, incarcerate other people's kids, also tend to be "pro-life". Go figure. Serioulsy go! And while yer gone, do some figurin'. We'll wait.
HtD - April 5, 2009, 8:42 pm
I think the baby is sad because it doesn't have any nipples.
Porcelina - April 5, 2009, 8:37 pm
I'm getting so sick of these cliche stereotypes. You might as well be making racist remarks. Very immature.
HtD - April 5, 2009, 8:10 pm
I'm pro choice because I hate babies.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 7:42 pm
Looks like Barney Frank to me.
Smokey - March 3, 2009, 1:09 pm
Nah Rush Limbaugh.
Hector - February 14, 2009, 10:41 am
It looks like Karl Rove.


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knowitall - October 2, 2009, 9:21 am
1 lion btw...
knowitall - October 2, 2009, 9:21 am
i don't hear anyone bitching about this not being funny...nice double standard, i would expect no less from the dumbocrats
RONSART - April 8, 2009, 2:15 am
Thank You Miss Deltabob.
Mark - April 6, 2009, 6:38 pm
Hmmm...that quote sounds familiar. I just read that some where recently. LOL...nicely done. I'll throw my five into the pot now.
agdaniele - April 6, 2009, 6:22 pm
If only it were that easy. Ron, I am humbled.


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Whatwhat - October 27, 2009, 10:27 pm
damn liberals, they're so damn conservative...
WTFO - August 28, 2009, 1:52 am
Couldn't help it. Hey, to make it up to ya, I'll buy you a bag of milk.
Sean - August 28, 2009, 1:32 am
Oh that Canadian crack was wayyy below the border. Way!
WTFO - August 28, 2009, 1:29 am
You were never the prob, bud. Always respect they way you chime in with reason and logic (and occasionally you can be funny, for a Canadian).
Sean - August 28, 2009, 1:12 am
I figured you weren't well rested when you commingled "Don't forget" with "etc." *snickers* So take it easy man, and rest assured that I am just passin' by tonight. No more drive by's, promise. Take it easy.
WTFO - August 28, 2009, 1:03 am
Don't start ranting, Sean. I'm too tired today to muster the anger required to fight thought nazis.
Sean - August 28, 2009, 12:55 am
Seriously, what the hell was Moore's f/n point? What a dufus. Nearest I cold figure is that because Clinton was bombing the hell outta Bosnia (to halt a genocide), that somehow made high school dudes trigger happy.
Sean - August 28, 2009, 12:52 am
rent control? thank a liberal. organized violence called a "picket line"? thank a liberal. allowing guns in national parks? thank a liberal. confusing the hell outta me halfway through "Bowling for Colombine"? thank a liberal.
WTFO - August 28, 2009, 12:42 am
Don't forget about organized crime (teamsters), corrupted politicians, crippling overhead costs for US auto industries, etc.
Bah - August 27, 2009, 9:01 am
Can I thank him with that hammer?
faulty switch - August 24, 2009, 3:25 am
dont even get me started on welfare. lets give lazy people incentive to stay lazy.
HAHA - April 6, 2009, 8:26 pm
Welfare and the generations that are living off of it. Talk about Social Security and giving it to illeagals. Cmon man your paying for it!
Anonymous2 - February 16, 2009, 6:31 pm
Higher taxes? Deficit that grows at over a million dollars a minute? Voter fraud? Thank a liberal!


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Derek - August 9, 2009, 6:21 pm
Ahem... only in a strong and free *country*


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Derek - February 7, 2010, 3:07 am
Blackwater/Xe -giving the US a bad name since its inception.
[email protected] - February 6, 2010, 9:37 pm
THIS SHOULD BE POLITIFAKE..And LIBERALS lllove black-water they justify all their complaints about the war. Ask the other "MERC" companies about these GIBRONIs. zats why there Xe now!


WHO BESIDES ME -




SUICIDE - Of the West


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BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 11:09 pm
Well, that too...
Sean - September 9, 2009, 11:04 pm
Don't listen to him, Ajax. It's a trap! Everyone knows the forums are rife with rampant socialism and wholly bereft of even a vestigial modicum of Western cogitation. A mere scintilla at best lingers in the crevices, cowering in the shadows of angst.
BoneCD - September 9, 2009, 10:56 pm
Ajax...Love your point of view dude! But do me a favor, take it to the forums. Thanks man
Ajax - September 9, 2009, 10:52 pm
Funny, noawadays the only ones who live in the USA are living in the only vestige of western thinking left. As opposed to what, the UK? Europe? With yer fucking rampant socialism and Eurotrash Union, not elected, making lasws you can't alter? Ha!
Sean - September 1, 2009, 4:20 pm
TODD SNYDER Find cartoon. Have someone explain to you. Write down explanation. Do "motifake" explaining cartoon. Feel superior. Ask mom if ok to stay up later.
Ed-Hyde - September 1, 2009, 2:29 pm
operative word from walker, Blind. While this is horribly demotivating, it ain't funny. Look up 'Satire', same point, but funny! Work on it.
Murer - September 1, 2009, 12:32 pm
Funny, nowadays the only ones who think of USA as the pillar of western civilization, are the USA citizens themselves
Walkerofskies - September 1, 2009, 10:51 am
One: once again someone has forgotten the meaning of this website Two: the real suicide of the west is people who blindly devote themselves to one cause.


DEMOCRATS - Even a child knows better!


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Porcelina - October 19, 2008, 12:40 pm
''Yes! Vote republican! Then when I decide to start a family there will be nothing left!''
Sean - September 1, 2008, 3:09 am
Hey, remember "Neal"? When it comes to Bush, he swallows. (All puns intended, albeit after the fact.)
KDP3 - June 23, 2008, 12:19 am
I bet that kid will turn out a Republican (you can say the same thing if that was a GOP shirt )
Liberasl are retarded - June 23, 2008, 12:05 am
Yeah... let that fucking kid be a kid... pass him the joint and dress him in a potato sack!
God - June 12, 2008, 1:56 pm
Another problem is people who feel the need to always share their stupid opinion that nobody gives a fuck about.
Reza - June 12, 2008, 12:22 pm
Fucking parents, this is another huge fucking problem with society, is that we got assholes like that kids parents fucking with his mind when he doesnt even know what voting means


BIRTH CERTIFICATE - Oh, there it is! Terribly sorry to question your "transparent credibility" Mr. President.


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WTFO - September 9, 2009, 12:31 am
Another statement that shows your blind partisanship to the point of ignorance. All Pres Bush's military records were released. BTW, since Obama's mother was American, then he is American regardless of where he was born. It's a moot argument.
ILB - September 8, 2009, 11:15 pm
He did, several times, authenticated, investigated, and proven true. Its even on the Internet for your viewing pleasure. Why didnt anyone want REAL proof that Bush was actually in the military? There was no proof of that at all.
Sean - July 16, 2009, 11:44 am
Tears to fill their teensy little pink and green plastic water pistols is hardly worth calling ammunition.
NEOCONH8TR - July 16, 2009, 12:25 am
Not that it matters now because he is already in office but bho should produce the document just to shut everyone up. Not doing so is only giving his critics more ammunition.
Sean - July 14, 2009, 11:28 pm
As topical as it is trenchant. Ooohh, now do one on Amelia Earhart.


DYING - More proof that conservatives are unintelligent.


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barockeva - January 7, 2009, 3:37 am
Hey baby, wanna kill all humans?
AS - July 25, 2008, 7:24 am
why not kill entire humanity


A LIBERAL FREEDOM -




LIBERALS -


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Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2009, 1:07 am
was there a hutch....or a side table?.....I really get off on side tables.
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 1:03 am
*on
CANADA - October 31, 2009, 1:02 am
she just put n like a two hour tease session with amina
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 31, 2009, 12:58 am
Stripping what?......Paint?, Lacquer?...A nice antique armoire?
Narutarded - October 31, 2009, 12:51 am
Heven = Hedonist Heaven
Narutarded - October 31, 2009, 12:50 am
And I'll be on The Heven Channel, stripping. ;)
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:37 am
BTW, see ya in hell. I'll be there striping the flesh from the bones of Timmys.
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:36 am
Nice.
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:35 am
JK. I have a Catholic friend so I can make these jokes and only get punched in the face half the time.
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:34 am
thing of the past." Whew. The blasphemy just flew from from me.
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:33 am
There's a joke I could make here, but I fear I might go to hell...What are the chances? Here it goes! "I thought NAMBLA was simply a less popular addition to Catholic church. Innovative, because their intentions are in the open, and thus...transfers are a
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:23 am
You mean they're not the same people?? I gotta do some better research. ha
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:17 am
I think you're mistaking liberals for NAMBLA. jk
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:16 am
I dunno, he runs around the city at night in tights with an underage boy in underoos? Sounds pretty liberal to me.
Bartimaeus - October 31, 2009, 12:03 am
Batman isn't a liberal! He's a venture capitalist!
WTFO - October 31, 2009, 12:01 am
I am being super-cereal!
Bah - October 30, 2009, 2:01 pm
They have to save us from Man-Bear-Pig!
Gort - August 14, 2009, 2:37 pm
Batman is a Liberal? You really are shotgunning Teh 0ne's Kool-Aid aren't you?
mrawesomo - August 6, 2009, 3:00 am
And I almost thought I'd found my side :(
Jmac0585 - May 22, 2009, 11:07 am
Can we find out which ones are bulletproof? Soon?
mrawesomo - May 17, 2009, 11:51 pm
it's heroes not heros
Erecrottod - April 30, 2009, 12:45 pm
Liberals + "Heros" = 1
HAHA - April 2, 2009, 9:44 pm
LIBERALS THEY SUPER SUCK.
Hector - March 23, 2009, 12:07 pm
Heroes with two E's. Did I miss the grammar/spelling memo? I know I've missed some.
WTFO - January 25, 2009, 12:14 am
I enjoy good debate and appreciate your point of view as well. Thanks for being one of the few who don't lash out with "racist" at the drop of the hat. I'm tired of that BS. It seems to be the defense used by Timmys all over the site.
RONSART - January 25, 2009, 12:05 am
Made me lol...and then had to quit sitting around in my underwear while on Motifake...you too, make me laugh sir...even though we,re probably 180 degrees apart...keep up the good fight...your ideas do make me think...thanks!
WTFO - January 25, 2009, 12:01 am
Yea, I had some inspiration there for a while. What's your opinion of the underwear zing?
RONSART - January 24, 2009, 11:52 pm
Thanks WTFO...just trying to keep up with you Conservatives...lol
WTFO - January 24, 2009, 11:41 pm
Okay, Ron. That was funny as hell. Kudos, bud.
RON - January 24, 2009, 6:33 pm
CUBBY...did,nt you get the memo?...Batman voted for the Dark Democrat...lol
Cubbybear - January 24, 2009, 6:12 pm
The Dark Knight is not a liberal
WTFO - January 24, 2009, 5:16 pm
Ah the arrogance and naivety of liberals. Thinking they have supernatural powers to "save the world" because they know what's best for mere mortals. The truth is they're not better or smarter than others, they just like to run around in their underwear.
LogicDude - January 24, 2009, 4:52 pm
Well that WOULD explain how their enemies always get away...what with the soft approach to crime and all.


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You're a Moron - June 6, 2009, 3:44 pm
He was saying how the average american felt the day after 9-11. Remember duct tape and plastic wrap?
Me - June 5, 2009, 12:31 am
The dreaded terror level...Fuchsia...


SAVE THE PLANET! - We must act now! Those evil conservatives are killing Mother Earth and polluting the world...wait...ummm...never mind.


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captah - April 9, 2010, 2:54 pm
the internet..... where the virgin from the debate team can find his soapbox... good for you.
know_it_all - December 2, 2009, 4:18 pm
forgot about welfare, dumbocrats say we should all work equally for equal opportunity, but then give free sh!t to people that have never worked a day in their lives. fukin' hyprocrites!
know_it_all - December 2, 2009, 4:16 pm
... then they fly around in jets paid for by the American Tax dollar.
know_it_all - December 2, 2009, 4:15 pm
lol, dumbocrats say litter is bad then litter like fuk. they say guns are bad, then use them to commit crime. they say capital punishment is evil, and then kill their unborn children. they say rich CEOs can't have jets they pay for with profits and ...
Sean - November 28, 2009, 12:15 am
bass turd! Oh, hey, are you gonna finish your cool aid? If not I call dibbs!
Sean - November 28, 2009, 12:14 am
There is nothing Canadian about failure ... 'cept maybe when it comes to genocide. We slacked off near the end and now we have to give the whole damn country back ... one godforesaken frigid part of it at a time. G'night WTFO, ya mounty baitin' ...
WTFO - November 27, 2009, 11:57 pm
No issues tonight. I think one of them probably lost sleep last night. Such an angry sort. Oh well, can't please everybody. Later, GS and Sean. I'm out.
GreyScorpion - November 27, 2009, 11:53 pm
then I shall take heed, and flee :).....for safety sake. tillwemeetagain
WTFO - November 27, 2009, 11:52 pm
Sean, I have no idea what that word you used means. "Failure"? Must be a Canadian thing. *snickers back*.
WTFO - November 27, 2009, 11:50 pm
damage.
WTFO - November 27, 2009, 11:50 pm
GS, if I'm in the mood. At times Sean and I are both antagonistic towards each other. Mostly in good fun. Admittedly, I can be curt especially when the 'funny mounties' get me going. I just love pissing them off, and unfortunately there is some collateral
GreyScorpion - November 27, 2009, 11:45 pm
Getting What? @ssuming what? your vagueness confuses me?
Sean - November 27, 2009, 11:36 pm
Again, GS ... always making with the assumptions. Were are you getting this?
GreyScorpion - November 27, 2009, 11:35 pm
WTFO, you're an antagonistic sort aren't you?
Sean - November 27, 2009, 11:35 pm
Way to turn failure into a virtue, WTFO ... and not for the first time. *snickers* Couldn't resist. But yeah, Mr.R is right, genocide for Canadians is more of a Christmas thingy.
GreyScorpion - November 27, 2009, 11:34 pm
MrR....FTW!
WTFO - November 27, 2009, 11:32 pm
Hey, we in the US didn't complete genocide against the Indians. We still have them here. Some are integrated others are given land and free health care from the govt (ask them how well that's working out for them, sometime).
MrRandom - November 27, 2009, 11:29 pm
Christmas
GreyScorpion - November 27, 2009, 11:29 pm
Sean, out of my pure morbid curiousity, what holiday do you call celebrating "the genocide of our own aboriginal peoples?"
Sean - November 27, 2009, 11:27 pm
Well now, that is different. My own Grammy still says "stir the sh*i*t" ... I mean, c'mom? You don't get excommunicated in your mid 70's for nothing, you know?
WTFO - November 27, 2009, 11:22 pm
Well they put and * everytime I type 'stir the shit', so I reverted to the cleaner version.
Sean - November 27, 2009, 11:20 pm
Only if they were Jewish. Which ... they ... wasn't.
GreyScorpion - November 27, 2009, 11:19 pm
Huh? "genocide of our own aboriginal peoples" that's nazi talk!!
Sean - November 27, 2009, 11:16 pm
"stir the pot" who's grandmother still says that? And yes we do celebrate the genocide of our own aboriginal peoples ... only we do it way sooner than you slackers. Ha!
WTFO - November 27, 2009, 10:59 pm
Gotta stir the pot, huh Sean? Oh well, whatever floats your boat. Did you have a good Thanksgiving? Wait, do you even celebrate that in Canada?
GreyScorpion - November 27, 2009, 10:26 pm
catcher
GreyScorpion - November 27, 2009, 10:25 pm
guess so, YOU'RE the other 1/2 of the tango
Sean - November 27, 2009, 10:22 pm
phffftttt ... you could do worse. I'm sure she understands THAT well enough.
GreyScorpion - November 27, 2009, 10:21 pm
OK, but just don't tell about the "you and me" thing...social standing and all. you know, the wife wouldn't understand
Sean - November 27, 2009, 10:15 pm
That was a hypothetical situation, but I think we just proved the "you and me" part.
GreyScorpion - November 27, 2009, 10:13 pm
agreed, and the 7 toes...was to a previous comment...by you
Sean - November 27, 2009, 10:09 pm
(onomatopoeia) ... who the hell knows that? Gore is such a nerd.
Sean - November 27, 2009, 10:09 pm
Hey, as long as we both agree that one of them newspapers in the bottom pic waas tossed there by Al Gore. Of course it's the one where the crossword is done in pen ... and it's annoyingly complete. "7 Down: sonically self-referential?" ...
GreyScorpion - November 27, 2009, 10:00 pm
Sean, maybe we got off on the wrong foot here, all 7 toes and all.
Sean - November 27, 2009, 9:53 pm
Where I come from, sodomy is not considered the thing to do in polite company. And if you find your butt cheeks to be a "coalition of the willing," so to speak, you take that roadshow out back behind the woodshed, mister!
GreyScorpion - November 27, 2009, 9:49 pm
Where I come from, it's make a statement and "Fact it, and back it, or bend over and take it". cuts down on frivilous discussions. Or sometimes we call it "first liar never has a chance"
Sean - November 27, 2009, 9:37 pm
I never understood the "...and me" part of that gag ... I mean sure, if you're captain of the liferaft or some other joint enterprise ... maybe, but otherwise, you and your spurious inferences are on your own!
GreyScorpion - November 27, 2009, 9:34 pm
Sean, I never @ssume, I know that can make an @ss out of you and me to0 well.. but I like barbeque :) grilled, covered and smothered...not necesarily in that order
Sean - November 27, 2009, 9:27 pm
Hey, GS, don't you dare assume you know ANYTHING 'boot WTFO. Dude's a mystery, wrapped in the flag, and smothered in barbecue sauce.
GreyScorpion - November 27, 2009, 9:13 pm
WTFO, you and I both know who the marketing ploy of "carbon footprinting" is aimed at, and started by.
WTFO - November 27, 2009, 6:44 pm
telling everyone else to reduce their "carbon footprint" with the carbon credits he's invested in and stands to make tens of millions of dollars from.
WTFO - November 27, 2009, 6:43 pm
Nice diversion tactic, my friend. I just find this interesting because for years I've been told that conservatives don't care about the planet while Dems and liberals do. This example suggests otherwise. Kinda like Gore travelling in jets/limos and
Derek - November 27, 2009, 3:22 pm
Parties are messier than protests? Who'd've thought?


GRIFFIN-SIMPSON 2012 - Yeah, it's gotten that bad.


TAGS: simpsons family guy democrat republican liberal
Rating: 2.95/5

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Death - November 9, 2009, 10:38 pm
Better image quality will get all 5 Lions


GOOGLE - Smarter Than You May Think


TAGS: ann coulter google republican conservative democrat liberal politics government
Rating: 2.95/5

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funnyman37 - January 19, 2010, 8:03 pm
AWWWWWWWWWW WHATTHEFUCK?! IT DIDN'T WORK! I'm bummed.


WELL . . . . - . . . this answers a lot of questions.


TAGS: obama health care liberals cartoons
Rating: 2.66/5

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Densaku - May 2, 2010, 1:09 pm
Epic Godwin Point.
Rollseyes - September 19, 2009, 7:19 pm
More like... "look at the stupid crap I found online and felt I had to share." Bad taste and no creativity.
agdaniele - September 19, 2009, 6:28 pm
"look what I found online!"


JABA THE POO - The symbol of liberal ideology since 1952


TAGS: liberal poo crap nasty hippie leftist
Rating: 2.31/5

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Derek - August 19, 2009, 1:07 am
Witty
hopper - August 22, 2008, 6:34 pm
Yup, liberals are pretty crappy.
Jimmy - May 27, 2008, 2:47 pm
is that a picture of Teddy Kennedy's brain?
Neal - April 29, 2008, 10:13 am
It doesn't matter how cute they try to make it... in the end it is pure shit!
Boomer - April 29, 2008, 9:12 am
Yeah liberals can suck a wet one


LIBERALS CONSTITUTION -


TAGS: liberals constitution conservatives butt heads people who are welcome to come over to the liberal causes
Rating: 3.33/5

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knowitall - October 2, 2009, 10:43 am
wow! that's a smart muh fukn censorship program you got there Mr. Motifag.
knowitall - October 2, 2009, 10:33 am
and eli is correct in his assertion. today's liberals would are more like benedict arnold, than anyone in that painting.
knowitall - October 2, 2009, 10:30 am
pffft, liberals don't believe in work! well actually that's not entirely correct, they believe other people should do all the work for them, and allow them to enjoy the benifits of that hard work.
Haarakkon - April 6, 2009, 12:37 am
Economically, socially and culturally, I have much more in common with someone from Lethbridge, Alta. than someone from Charlotte, NC. Same with a Down-Easter and a Newfie.
Haarakkon - April 6, 2009, 12:33 am
I cannot advocate violent overthrow by virtue of my position, either. It is my opinion that those elected representatives (and yes, I have personally met both senators, my congressman and governor) no longer represent the people.
WTFO - April 6, 2009, 12:18 am
agree with the policies out of that office. I post my dissent here as a private citizen, not as a SNCO.
WTFO - April 6, 2009, 12:17 am
Don't get me wrong, while I'm very pissed at the freedoms that have been violated over the past couple of months, I don't advocate blood to change things. I am a serviceman and am completely loyal to the Office of the President. However, I don't have to
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 11:45 pm
I absolutely agree regarding the parties. if they were alive today. I believe Jefferson adage regarding the tree of liberty would certainly be considered. I'm not so sure blood needs to be shed.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 11:37 pm
To be accurate, I think if they were with us today, they'd toss both parties to the wayside. I believe they'd be more in line with the Libertarians of today. However, between Reps and Dems, I think they're principles are more right than left. My opinion.
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 1:56 am
founding fathers were or would be conservatives (and by extension, members of the Republican party) if they were among us now.
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 1:54 am
a few radical agitators that threw off the yoke of oppression 200+ years ago have become symbolic of the conservative agenda today, although your comments give me some insight on this. Few things I can think of are further from the truth than to say the
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 1:51 am
I'm not certain the previous 8 years were any better for us as a people. Or that the next 3 1/2 are the second coming of Ragnarok. Some fundamental liberties suffered under the Bush administration. Some may suffer under this one. What confuses me is how
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 1:44 am
Well, 50% concurrence is better than none I guess.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 1:40 am
doesn't equate to the liberals of our time as the poster suggests. The liberals of our time are tearing down the founding principles.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 1:39 am
No argument here on having radicals on both sides. Unfortunately, the good, moderate Dems are marginalized right now cause the far left has captured the party. Yes, the founding fathers had "liberal" thoughts for their time but that definition of the word
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 1:35 am
Radicals are not only left-wingers. I submit the Militias of Montana and Michigan are fairly right-wing in their beliefs. The founding fathers believed in the principle of equality, an extremely liberal notion for their time.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 1:21 am
agree with that sentiment. Unfortunately, our govt is being overthrown (but not through the use of arms) right now. Some of the founding principles of this nation are under attack because the radicals were voted into govt offices.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 1:20 am
My fault. I thought that was where you were going. However, on your real point, those who overthrow of an oppressive govt are only considered radical by the govt being overthrown. From the perspective of the founding fathers, there liberated us and I
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 1:07 am
Whoa, Nellie. Iraq never entered this equation. My contention is merely this, that anyone advocating armed overthrow of their current form of government, is, by definition, a radical. Therefore, the founding fathers were radicals, even in their own time
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:53 am
with Britian. I think where they founding fathers would have the hardest time is seeing how we are returning to the same oppressive big govt that we fought against to stand up this Republic.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:52 am
As for Washington, Hemp is used to make rope and other things as well. It also wasn't illegal at the time so it's an irrelevant point in my mind. I believe that this country has been divisive since its beginning. Several colonists didn't want to go to war
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:50 am
Building a free country in that region takes time and is harder when hostile countries around the area (Iran, Syria, Saudi) keep flooding insurgents into Iraq. I'm sorry you are not patient enough to give them a chance to succeed.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:48 am
too weak to back up their own "strongly worded letters" to Saddam, we gathered 39 other like-minded countries and wiped him and his psycho sons off the planet. A job well done. That move also worked to set the battlespace for the Global War on Terror.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:46 am
I didn't dodge anything. We overthrew a dictator that engaged in acts of war against this country, was a known sponsor of terrorism, he violated international law for a decade, and he was a threat to his neighbors and his own people. So when the UN was
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 12:15 am
Ironically, Jefferson was widely known as a liberal even in his time.
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 12:13 am
Frankly, I believe the founding fathers would be disgusted by all of it if they were alive today, the divisiveness, the partisan bickering, the incivility. Jefferson certainly would advcocate armed revolution.
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 12:10 am
Beg to differ, gents. If the conservatives like to claim a hemp growing immigrant as one of their own (George Washington), that's their choice. I see you completely dodged the overthrow question, WTFO.
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:56 pm
That's right! And sometimes they even use red ink.
agdaniele - April 4, 2009, 11:54 pm
Especially when they use all caps!
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:52 pm
WTFO - In all fairness to the Democratic Party, their nasty letters are also very stern.
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:48 pm
Haarakkon - I'm all for the peaceful overthrow of our elected representatives. They have failed us all. If that doesn't work....well let's see what happens. WTFO - You were right the first time. It's "bear arms." Bare arms would be naked...oh my!
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:47 pm
The Republican party defends the freedoms of this nation and the world from threats. Democrats write nasty letters and engage in appeasement policies.
Haarakkon - April 4, 2009, 11:37 pm
The Republican Party advocates a violent overthrow of the existing form of government? Wait, since a Democrat is in office, I guess that IS correct. Never mind.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:18 pm
Just noticed that I used the wrong spelling of "bare". Oh well, right to bare arms or arm bears, whatever the hell you want to do.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:17 pm
These men were not liberals in this country. They stood for what the Republicans stand for now. Sorry that I have to stand on the other side of the issue from you my friend, but that is certainly nothing new.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:16 pm
Poor analogy, Ron. These men were liberals in the eyes of King George III. However, they stood for the rights of the individual not the govt, smaller govt, right to bear arms, lower taxes, capitalism, freedom of religion, and they built a Republic.
eli - April 4, 2009, 8:41 pm
liberals would be the torries turning these badasses in to the british, LONG LIVE REPUBLICANA!!!
Toussaint - February 5, 2009, 11:02 am
The Constitution has been perverted and misshaped into the deformed appearance it is today. Only the Shroud of Turin is more sacred an untouchable and removed from discovering the truth.
Liberals at work... - February 5, 2009, 12:57 am
for the last time. Then they unionized.


OBAMA -




FACTS - The kryptonite of the Democrats.


TAGS: liberals democrats obama facts
Rating: 3.09/5

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TheSarge - August 3, 2009, 11:44 am
Vermin need handouts too.


GOVERNMENT - Leaning so heavily to port that it is sinking itself.




SAVIOR VS. MESSIAH ROUND II - Considering the last nine months, I'll triple my bet on the Hebrew guy.


TAGS: obama jesus liberals messiah
Rating: 2.91/5

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WTFO - September 16, 2009, 12:51 am
I think many of his supporters see him as a savior of sorts. So far, he just appears to be another false prophet.
agdaniele - September 16, 2009, 12:43 am
Here we go again. Another flare-up of political crap on what is otherwise a great site.
Sean - September 15, 2009, 6:30 pm
so you think that Obama thinks he's Jesus ... huh.


SOCIALIZED MEDICINE - Told ya' it wouldn't work.




LIBERAL SHITHEADS - Like everything up their asses! (especially tax dollars)


TAGS: liberals
Rating: 2.27/5

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VinceVicious - July 10, 2009, 4:59 pm
Actually... you're wrong. There is nothing about being a Conservative that would suggest that. You're full of shit.
Actually - April 8, 2009, 11:32 pm
That would be you Mr. Conservative. Conservative retards like money so much that they want it shoved up their ass. Just as long as they get it... right? LoL retard.


RACISM - It only counts when it upsets a liberal!


TAGS: obama supporter gay liberal
Rating: 2.25/5

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bOB cHIN - July 14, 2009, 10:33 am
Anarchy...you can wear the hat, but can you be the agent of change?


PARTY ANIMAL -




RACE CARD II - Yeah, it's gettin' old . . . like Jimmy Carter.


TAGS: race card liberals obama
Rating: 3.44/5

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BoneCD - September 18, 2009, 11:31 pm
I'm listening...so good night all
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - September 18, 2009, 11:29 pm
Funny, I'm watching Beck as I type. He's the man.
Sean - September 17, 2009, 3:14 pm
While I'm normally a Citzens for bysenberry jam fan, I kinda resent any statement that is potentially inflamatory while at the same time almost totally incapable of being substantiated -- unless it's about that a-hole Glenn Beck. Bad Carter. Bad boy.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 17, 2009, 1:42 am
Boysenberry.
WTFO - September 17, 2009, 1:33 am
I'd say that's normally the case. The real problem is when the race card is used for things that clearly aren't race related, then it becomes crying wolf and is ignored when there is a real act of racism that needs to be corrected.
iamjet - September 17, 2009, 1:06 am
I sincerely believe that the only ones crying race, are racist.
Sean - September 16, 2009, 11:35 pm
Ha Ha Jimmy Carter's old now. That's fu*kkin funny, dude.


HYPOCRISY -




"CAPITALISM IS EVIL" - Oh, puleeeese - dude you've made millions in your industry - WHATEVER!


TAGS: moore liberals capitalism hollywood pig
Rating: 3.4/5

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WTFO - November 15, 2009, 11:44 pm
WKU, your sentence didn't need the "to know the difference" at the end. v/r
whatukno - November 15, 2009, 2:33 pm
Moore loves capitalism, he hates corporatism. He's just too stupid to know the difference.
KDP3 - September 7, 2009, 12:55 am
@ LogicDude trust me if Mr.Moore does move to Cuba he won't stay after finding out about the rations laws.
Sean - September 7, 2009, 12:03 am
For my follow-up at Cannes, I will have tackled the controversial subject of kittens.
Sean - September 7, 2009, 12:02 am
A classic soon to be released example of "argument by anecdote". With that technique, and enough queeludes to keep a film crew operational and compliant, I can prove that babies are evil. And not just the ones that look like Charles Manson.
Haarakkon - September 6, 2009, 11:40 pm
I was to to blame the dingo.
LogicDude - September 6, 2009, 11:35 pm
I think he ate your baby. He wants his babyback, babyback, babyback, babyback...
agdaniele - September 6, 2009, 11:32 pm
How sweet, Haar.... he does have a certain look to him... like a cuddly Janet Reno.
Haarakkon - September 6, 2009, 11:29 pm
I love Michael Moore. Not the infatuated, star-struck, idol-worshipping kind of love, but the deep-seated, eternal soul-mates kind of love. I just wish he'd be more timely with the child-support.
north star - September 6, 2009, 11:20 pm
Working on the pixellation, apologies for previous, less than 4.0 work.
Sean - September 6, 2009, 11:11 pm
This poster, pixelation notwithstanding, is just a brilliant slap in the face to the thousands of motifakers here who post "I love Michael Moore" crap all over this site. A much needed effort. Well done.
LogicDude - September 6, 2009, 11:05 pm
Since he seems to hate his own country so much why doesn't he move to Cuba or Venezuela...let's see how they react to his moviemaking. I'll even buy his ticket!
mallen - September 6, 2009, 10:52 pm
Michael Moore can go fuck himself. No one else will, that we can all agree on.


GRAND LARCENY - What else would you call the fleecing of the American taxpayer?


TAGS: obama idiot lazy liberal fail
Rating: 3.3/5

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Oiler - January 16, 2013, 12:44 pm
Isn't the fleecing of the American taxpayer an ongoing thing, regardless of who is in office? There will never be the right guy, because there is NO right guy.
falloutghoul - January 8, 2013, 8:58 am
More like the ones that fight over it and can't get shit done.
robbidos - January 7, 2013, 2:35 pm
It's called government, just ask the ones who spend your money: Congress.


STIMULUS PACKAGE -




POSTMODERNISTS - READ: LIBERAL DEMOCRATS


TAGS: postmodernists liberal democcrats
Rating: 3.08/5

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Sean - June 18, 2009, 7:41 pm
Z-Bob. One big tunnel, and counting.


REQUIRED READING -


TAGS: conservatives liberals with the truth
Rating: 3/5

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WTFO - April 12, 2009, 11:48 pm
In order to get really good spin, you have to start the twist at the shoulder, and speed it up at the elbow when you throw it. I think we are wearing down Ron. He'll convert soon.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 2:56 pm
Damn WTFO! You put so much spin on that one that my monitor moved. Ron...How can we convince you to come over to our side and make high quality posters for the righteous right wingers?
WTFO - March 17, 2009, 6:22 pm
It really is the only way logical, intelligent conservatives can be convinced that socialism, high taxes, mass entitlement programs and Obamanomics are good for America. Thanks for the free ad, Ron.
WTFO - March 17, 2009, 6:20 pm
Yes, my newest book! It helps conservatives change into Democrats and liberals. The Democrat procedure only calls for a full frontal lobotomy whereas full blown Kool-Aid guzzling liberal is a complete removal of everything above the spinal cord.
... - March 17, 2009, 12:48 am
ANN, RUSS, Hannity, O'Rly, more to come.


NO! NO! NO! - I said TWO cheeseburgers, and a diet soda.




INEVITABILITY - Like the rising of the sun, Sarah 2012 is inevitable.


TAGS: sarah republicans obama liberals
Rating: 2.79/5

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Derek - August 4, 2009, 1:34 am
...you can't imagine a better Republican coming along?


RIGHT ON COURSE - Breadlines, here we come! Good thing I have a vegetable garden.


TAGS: obama democrat barak president liberal conservative democrat
Rating: 2.57/5

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Jmac0585 - June 2, 2009, 8:01 pm
Who said anything about communism?
Lolness - June 2, 2009, 6:36 pm
Karl Marx hated communism


PIRATES - The real cause of Global Warming! (Hey Al Gore, this chart doesn't need a 20 year gap!)


TAGS: global warming al gore owl gore fag gay liberal moron democrat retard fucking stupid lemon obama
Rating: 2.55/5
BladeMasterV - August 9, 2008, 3:25 am
being part ninja saying this is hard w..e.. nan na need mo mmoo moore ppa pa pirates ow my mouth it burn's! i said it for the future!
nerd guy - June 7, 2008, 1:28 pm
does anyone notice that the graph was made incorrect?
the flying spagetti monster - June 3, 2008, 8:46 pm
yeahh man
SCARLET PIRATE - May 20, 2008, 11:50 pm
We NEED more pirates... FOR THE CHILDREN... WON'T ANYONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?!?!?!


FOUNTAIN OF COMPASSION - You're doin' it wrong, Madam Speaker


TAGS: democrat liberal health care pelosi
Rating: 2.55/5

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WTFO - November 11, 2009, 10:47 pm
Hey SupCheez, not so loud, I have a hangover.
tehsupercheez - November 11, 2009, 10:36 pm
SOCIALISM LOLOLOLOLOL OBAMA SUCKS HEHE ROFLMAO LMFAO HAHAHAHAHA I AGREE SO MUCH IT GIVES ME A BONER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rollseyes - November 10, 2009, 12:36 am
wah...
agdaniele - November 9, 2009, 10:12 pm
hard to tell between todd, todd snyder and snyderguyz. Such a vast difference in motifake style and subject matter.


POLICE DOGS - Like most liberals, you can't reason with them.


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Rating: 2.52/5

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Jmac0585 - May 14, 2009, 10:06 am
This also Mark is reasoning, which should invoke a negative response from an ignoramus.
Jmac0585 - May 14, 2009, 10:05 am
The handlers that treat their dogs as pets run into trouble when the dog might not follow orders as closely as they ought. Part of the handlers training is understanding that the dog is a cop, and not a pet, and should be treated as such.
Jmac0585 - May 14, 2009, 10:04 am
The K9 officers continually train with them, and each other, so a dog will attack a person it knows it isn't a criminal, simply because it was commanded by it's handler to do so, IF the dog's handler treats the dog like an officer and not a pet.
Jmac0585 - May 14, 2009, 10:02 am
Mark - While I appreciate the comment (very much) the dog is in fact my brother's. Kasper is a command away from ripping off a perps arm, regardless of what the perp does or says.
Mark - May 13, 2009, 8:46 pm
Jmac - Although I agree with your basic idea, I have found that most Police Canines are ultra-conservative and as long as you do what they want you to do, they can be reasoned with. I gave it a 5 just because I'm a rabid Republican.


LIBERALS - Taking stupid to a new level.


TAGS: liberals vegan cartoon
Rating: 2.42/5

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QCSabotage - July 23, 2009, 10:16 am
And what does this have to to with liberals again?


CONSERVATIVES - Fight the real enemy!


TAGS: conservative liberal douchebag
Rating: 2.31/5

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YAY! - May 10, 2009, 9:01 pm
Conservatives........Fucking Morons
Zed - July 21, 2008, 2:11 am
The Terrorist who attacked us was OSAMA BIN LADIN, from his base in AFGHANISTAN, not Iraq, retard!
Jesse - June 6, 2008, 3:00 pm
The problem with conservatives: they apparently don't do the "abstract thought" thing so well, if you're any indication. If that sign is real, it's referring to a health care problem.
Dumb Ass Liberals - May 20, 2008, 10:38 pm
The problem with Liberals. They see Conservative Americans as the "real enemy"... not the Terrorist who knocked down two of our buildings and beheaded our civilians! Fucking morons.


NEW AND IMPROVED - Joker Products!


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Rating: 2.17/5

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manicbranic - October 26, 2009, 3:00 pm
While markets don't solve everything, forcing a market mechanism like insurance to target inherently risky groups is a moral hazard and is the same type of nonsense thinking that caused the financial crisis. Build some hospitals in the ghetto. Cheaper.
Ed-Hyde - October 26, 2009, 11:41 am
already been done


LIBERAL PALMISTRY 101 - The little palm reading I know tells me you don't have much time left as a party 'leader'... sorry.


TAGS: liberal canada fail ignatieff
Rating: 1.8/5


TAX INCREASE -




AW JEEZ -


TAGS: conservatives liberals headaches
Rating: 3.36/5

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Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 8:01 pm
lol! In only something funny could be done with Obama's name...Oh, wait...
LogicDude - October 15, 2009, 7:51 am
Pre-November 2008 the site was the exact opposite...nothing but Bush-haters. Then we got more bisexual chicks and lesbians on the site and it balanced out better.
Haarakkon - October 15, 2009, 3:02 am
There are a handful who can think of nothing (apparently) except the conservative agenda. A number of steps have been taken to remedy the situation, but none seem effective.
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 2:42 am
O, so it's not a matter of numbers but volume. The people on one side are simply louder than those on the other. I guess that's common place.
Haarakkon - October 15, 2009, 2:35 am
I would guess most are moderates, but the conservatives chew up most of the air time whimpering. Some sort of "sky is falling" and "payback for telling us GWB was an idiot" mentality.
Bartimaeus - October 15, 2009, 2:24 am
Great poster, 5/5. Is there a majority of conservatives on this site? I don't consider myself as being of either party, but...things seem unbalanced around here.
Derek - October 15, 2009, 2:13 am
Nobody in the US did either ;})
Claire - September 7, 2009, 1:34 pm
At least we didn't vote for a socialist president.


PARTY TIME -


TAGS: party time conservatives liberals smilelys
Rating: 3.26/5

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Flapjawman - September 14, 2009, 3:48 pm
Hey, if there were no conservatives then the liberals would not have anyone working and paying taxes so the Libs could sponge off no one anymore...
LogicDude - January 12, 2009, 6:01 pm
I love how we can come together and heal *sniff* and agree to disagree *sniff* but, Sean, I thought you were a Canadian...now you say you're from Liberia? WTF man!? And RON...your posters are VERY GOOD! So...how many toothpicks fell? XD
Sean - January 12, 2009, 5:19 pm
Can't tonight, gotta a squash game. Some other time for sure. Bye.
RON - January 12, 2009, 5:14 pm
You’re a Good Man Sean! Now let,s go have a beer...I,m buying!
Sean - January 12, 2009, 5:05 pm
hippo one. I just think you're better that this type of stuff. And you must know I'm no conservative (actually a libertarian). So take it easy man.
Sean - January 12, 2009, 5:03 pm
Honestly Ron, I commented without noticing who posted it. I know that sounds dumb. Had I taken the time to notice I would have worded my comment better. I do apologize for that. And I don't think most of yours are crap. Still absolutely love the ....
motifake - January 12, 2009, 4:43 pm
You guys digging the new character count yet? :)
RON - January 12, 2009, 4:43 pm
I felt hurt...
RON - January 12, 2009, 4:40 pm
third thought...you as one of the best Motifakers here...just felt hurt...that,s my problem...lol...most of my posters are crap...just enjoying being part of motifake.
RON - January 12, 2009, 4:27 pm
second thought...I feel no need to make judgement on your posts in a negative way...that’s what voting is for...
RON - January 12, 2009, 4:26 pm
I sit back and watch all the crap of conservative political comments...bush the god of republicans...etc...just as battles of religious nuts...on Jesus...so just another comment of the issues being commented on.
Sean - January 12, 2009, 4:18 pm
So I take it Ron that this is a retaliation for the other one? If so then why bother? It's beneath you. You got skills most of us lack ....
Sean - January 12, 2009, 4:09 pm
--is my fault on that issue). In terms of what else you're saying here, uhm, I just don't understand.
Sean - January 12, 2009, 4:08 pm
I think you've misunderstood the comment of mine that you quoted. It was directed at MFLF, as he had just made a comment before that in relation to that poster. The comment (that comment) therefore was not directed at you or the poster (the amibiguity i
RON - January 12, 2009, 3:56 pm
offering a challenge to the first one...you now call crap...hummm?...not all posters are funny...
RON - January 12, 2009, 3:55 pm
DEAR SIR SEAN...your first chance to comment on the first poster as crap was not taken...(... so yer sayin' that with the royalties, you can buy 'n sell the rest of us? Gloating ... it's just so unbecoming. Sheesh (not Cheech).)so now because of me offeri
Sean - January 12, 2009, 2:29 pm
Lame fuckin' poster. Just as lame as the flip side of this one. No attempt at humor. Just crap. And I don't care which of the two came first. Both suck suck suck. Now make with the funny.
LogicDude - January 12, 2009, 12:46 pm
Of course you are...without Conservatives who would the Libs have to blame for everything they've screwed up?
Matters_Not - January 12, 2009, 3:24 am
im pretty sure i wont get invited to this party...lol
... - January 12, 2009, 3:17 am
Hey Dude, So right on. I'll bring the beer. Is Cubbybear bringing the girls?


LAST WORD -


TAGS: last word conservatives liberals with guns and truths
Rating: 3.24/5

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MrFishyduck - December 30, 2010, 3:20 pm
What does santa clause, the easter bunny, and patriotc liberals have in common? They're all imaginary!
Pherothanaton - September 28, 2010, 3:46 am
Hmm...When I read this I thought that the last comment would be his. Interesting...
north star - September 7, 2009, 11:03 pm
Patriotic Liberal - Oxymoron.
north star - September 7, 2009, 11:02 pm
How about the DVD of "Family Guy" when Elmer Fudd shoots Bugs and the wrings his neck - pretty good.
Derek - August 27, 2009, 7:11 pm
and that last word is: "hypocrisy"


IMBECILES - Confusing a Tina Fey joke with a Sarah Palin quote


TAGS: obama palin snl fey tina sarah liberals president taxes democrats fail failure socialist socialism change election funny true look
Rating: 3.12/5

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launchpad - January 13, 2010, 12:34 pm
Dumb as she is!!!
launchpad - January 13, 2010, 12:34 pm
National Guard does not respond to aircraft going into Alaska....That is why we have AF bases there...
WTFO - October 12, 2009, 6:03 pm
That is far more exp than Obama's living in Jakarta as a child or Hillary's photo trips as first lady. BTW, I don't see you as a troll. I don't think she had great foreign relations exp. but she had some with a nation that is a serious danger to us.
WTFO - October 12, 2009, 6:00 pm
Art, her point (poorly delivered as it was) was that Russia routinely flies nuclear class bombers next to and into our airspace in AK. As Gov, she commanded the Air Nat. Guard that responded. Therefore, she has to be briefed on US/Russian relations.
Art - October 7, 2009, 4:37 am
Stumbled across this image and laughed out loud. Sorry to "troll", but come on! Shouldn't it be titled "Imbeciles: People who consider Palin's (real) quote a satisfactory example of "foriegn policy experience" for a VP candidate?
James - September 4, 2009, 8:03 am
Palin was a smart women? I'd like to see your example of a stupid one then.
WTFO - March 7, 2009, 12:40 am
Is that fact or your opinion? The only way you could know for sure is if you worked on McCain's campaign. I submit that her resume showed she was much more experienced to be President than Obama is.
dgbt - March 6, 2009, 9:09 am
Palin was picked by McCain only after Obama didn't pick Hillary. Palin was only picked because she is a woman.
WTFO - March 6, 2009, 2:50 am
Thanks, T. Palin was destroyed because she was a threat to the Democratic base. Can you imagine the top female in govt being pro-life and conservative? It scared the liberals so they lashed out sadistically. A smart woman who lived the Am. Dream attacked.
Mark - March 5, 2009, 11:29 am
Obama needed Biden to give his campaign the appearance of having some experience. After all, the reason Blagojevich was charging so much for Obama's Senate seat was because it was hardly used. But Obama saw the Senate once on his way out to campaign.
Toussaint - March 5, 2009, 9:25 am
...Palin was held to a different standard and scrutinized far more than the senile Biden was.
Toussaint - March 5, 2009, 9:24 am
Good one WTFO. I think Mrs. Palin had a strike against her as this country automatically judged her based on her looks. Instead of accepting her own " American Dream" like the zombies who voted for the current POTUS did....
WTFO - March 4, 2009, 11:56 pm
Gov Palin has the qualification of being in charge of the AANG who scramble fighters everytime Russia sends bombers close to our borders. Sounds much more qualified in foreign relations and military issues that the POTUS.
Toussaint - March 2, 2009, 9:00 pm
Tina Fey's show was wallowing next to cancellation till she stumbled upon this gimmick. Hmm, can she do Mrs. Obama?
Mark - March 2, 2009, 2:02 pm
Please insert the word "been" after "I've" in the first sentence. I gave up proof reading for Lent.
Mark - March 2, 2009, 1:59 pm
I've looking around a little bit for BHO's extensive experience in the rhelm of Foreign Policy. All I can find is that his father was Kenyan and he was educated in an Islamic school in Jakarta. Then we have his extensive experience in the Senate. Present!
Big Difference - March 2, 2009, 1:41 pm
It doesn't change the fact that her sole foreign policy experience is that they are next door to Russia and Canada.
Sean - January 31, 2009, 6:41 pm
Yes indeed, much further than, say, form Palin's front porch to ... Putin's favorite all-you-can eat chicken and rib joint.
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 5:59 pm
I don't know the actual context of the comment but it is a far cry from the joke on SNL.
Sean - January 31, 2009, 5:46 pm
*policy
Sean - January 31, 2009, 5:41 pm
What was the context of Palin's remark (I mean originally)? Was it something other than the larger subject of her foreign police experience? Her interview with Katie Couric didn't seem to clarify why Palin would say this in the first place.
WTFO - January 31, 2009, 1:54 pm
As an example of the kind of idiot who would confuse the two please reference the comments under the poster "Barack Hussein Obama is a Socialist" by the author "Mark" you'll see an ostrich with its head in the sand.
Trapper - January 31, 2009, 11:39 am
Sarah Palin is the joke, you dumbass


THESAURUS PART 2 - Excuse me, Mr. Ron. You forgot a key definition in yours.


TAGS: liberals democrats obama congress
Rating: 3.11/5

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Zed - November 4, 2009, 3:15 am
*amusing* ... damn typos.
Zed - November 4, 2009, 3:04 am
Yes, Bah, after all, one of my great-aunts is Welsh, straight from the old country. But it was ammusing enough to keep. Plus, there's Zed from the Police Academy movies, as well, so there is an additional precedent.
Bah - November 4, 2009, 1:32 am
Zed... You realize that in most of the English speaking world, they say "Zed" instead of "Zee" to indicate the letter Z... right? It's not just from that (admittedly great) movie...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 14, 2009, 8:59 am
Inter-species Erotica FTW!!!!
WTFO - October 14, 2009, 12:51 am
Moo+, I didn't know you were into beastiality. Whatever floats your boat (maybe bagged milk?)
WTFO - October 14, 2009, 12:50 am
Bart, I want what you were drinking that night.
WTFO - October 14, 2009, 12:50 am
are several folks on here that disagree with me but we engage in great debate because it is based in respect and supported facts. Bottom line: treat me with respect and I'll do the same. It's easy really.
WTFO - October 14, 2009, 12:48 am
Zed, I only attack those who attack. If you could enter a poster's comments with some respect you'd receive it in return. Instead you come in calling names and attacking others, therefore, you are a Timmy. Change your tactics and change your title. There
WTFO - October 14, 2009, 12:47 am
To Yes I can, please provide specific parts of the Patriot act and exactly where it violates the constitution instead of repeating left-wing BS.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 10, 2009, 3:47 am
BTW 1.....Politifake.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 10, 2009, 3:46 am
the comments on this poster make me wanna punch an emperor penguin and slap a Panda with my Cock.
Zed - October 9, 2009, 10:29 pm
There might have already been one, we just didn't see him or her because they were the infra-red power ranger.
Bartimaeus - October 9, 2009, 10:27 pm
That would be interesting...perhaps a purple power ranger in a wheelchair? That would be...horrible! The bad guys would just have to push him over and take his seat.
Zed - October 9, 2009, 10:25 pm
*sigh* Missed me by THAT much!
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 10:23 pm
Bart.... there was never a handi-capable power ranger.
Zed - October 9, 2009, 10:23 pm
He is? Actually, I named myself after the nickname for zombies in "Shaun of the Dead".
Bartimaeus - October 9, 2009, 10:21 pm
Zed? Wait a minute...I'm about to have a nerd moment, stemming from a childhood fascination with...power rangers! Lord Zed is the bad guy from power rangers!
Zed - October 9, 2009, 10:21 pm
I am? Aw, Ag, you know how to make a guy feel... strangely like Don Adams in the old Get Smart TV show, oddly enough...
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 10:17 pm
Only here, Zed is accepted.
Zed - October 9, 2009, 10:17 pm
Wow, this is quickly turning into that French expressionist painting with the monkey at the picnic, isn't it?
Bartimaeus - October 9, 2009, 10:16 pm
I feel bad for people named Timmy now. They're going to come here, maybe even use that as their alias, and be utterly obliterated. The injustice...
Zed - October 9, 2009, 10:12 pm
Not because they say Timmie, but because they behave like Timmie. As in, not behaving very well at all.
Bartimaeus - October 9, 2009, 10:11 pm
Ahhh, so timmies are timmies because they say "timmies." This is illogical, so it must be true...or are they more like Tiny Tim? That whiny little...
Zed - October 9, 2009, 10:08 pm
Or Lassie, apparently, unless we switch one of the S's with a dollar sign = La$sie.
Zed - October 9, 2009, 10:07 pm
Absolutely, Bart, you hit the nail right on the head.
DreMagnum - October 9, 2009, 10:07 pm
i like how we cant say glass
Bartimaeus - October 9, 2009, 10:06 pm
Why are they called timmies? Is it a South Park reference?
Zed - October 9, 2009, 10:06 pm
Or, as my daughter put it, Timmies who live in gla$s houses shouldn't throw lassie.
Zed - October 9, 2009, 10:05 pm
Oh, I respect WTFO, he has made a few I find funny, but I don't respect his politics or his screaming matches he's posted towards those who's politics disagree with his. As others have said, don't call others a timmie when you yourself behave like one.
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 10:01 pm
(with all due respect to WTFO)
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 10:00 pm
In retort, I restate my original comment.
Zed - October 9, 2009, 9:59 pm
Hard to find enough pictures. Besides, I have 19 of them, 18 under Zed, and one that I forgot to sign.
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 9:58 pm
Sorry.... I meant 562,694th comment.
agdaniele - October 9, 2009, 9:57 pm
Holy crap, Zed.... if you can be this funny every 3,693th comment, why aren't you makng motifakes?!?!?
OFTW - October 9, 2009, 9:56 pm
Waffles? The poison? Wait...here, I bet they're as tasty as cyanide.
Zed - October 9, 2009, 9:54 pm
Really? Good lord, imagine the WAFFLES!!!!
OFTW - October 9, 2009, 9:50 pm
In my world, Michael Jackson never made it as a singer; he is, however, the most powerful warlord Belgium has ever seen. They are the current military superpower.
Zed - October 9, 2009, 9:47 pm
So is Micheal Jackson a straight black man there, Bart, er, OFTW???
MrRandom - October 9, 2009, 9:45 pm
Nice one Bart
OFTW - October 9, 2009, 9:44 pm
I am bizzaro WTFO. I hail from a world where up is down, right is left, and Bill Clinton is white...wait...wtf?
DreMagnum - October 9, 2009, 9:40 pm
and you are entitled to your opinions
DreMagnum - October 9, 2009, 9:40 pm
I'm over it, i just didnt appreciate the use of sarcasm against MTFO
zed - October 9, 2009, 9:39 pm
We are no safer now (or before Bush got kicked out of office) than we were BEFORE 9-11.
Zed - October 9, 2009, 9:38 pm
Perhaps, but in all, I disagree with your assessment. And if you had brought even the faintest modicum of politeness to this, I would have met you with the same, but you brought on the rudeness, and you got some back. W
DreMagnum - October 9, 2009, 9:36 pm
I'm sorry Zed, but in all honestly, there were threats against the U.S., And our i like to think that our president protected pretty well from them. Thanks to some of his ideas, i think we are much safer.
Zed - October 9, 2009, 9:33 pm
DM, with all due respect, piss off. Go gargle some broken glass.
DreMagnum - October 9, 2009, 9:30 pm
Zed, you're and idiot, shut up
Zed - October 9, 2009, 9:24 pm
WTFO (if you're still around), claiming that Dubya "protected this country from further attacks" (just because there weren't any) is like claiming Teddy Roosevelt protected the planet Earth from Alien Invasions from extraterrestrial space-fleets.
Yes, yes I can - October 9, 2009, 12:41 am
The PATRIOT ACT. Shazam.
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 10:59 pm
Stop trolling me with lies and ignorance and it will ILB. BTW can you provide proof of Bush abusing the Constitution? He didn't do everything right, granted (TARP, Medicare Part D), but he protected this country from further attacks.
ILB - September 20, 2009, 8:37 pm
I wish it would
Arrogant Knight - September 20, 2009, 8:22 pm
Seriously, when will this shit end?
ILB - September 20, 2009, 8:20 pm
by all means Arrogant Knight, surface and be recognized. You are welcome here. :)
MrRandom - September 20, 2009, 8:20 pm
So close AK, so close.
ILB - September 20, 2009, 8:18 pm
A thesaurus? yea, ok. And my loyalty is to America, not Obama. And where were you when Bush was wiping his ass with the constitution for 8 years eh? oh that was perfectly fine with you. nighters, happy dreams knowing the country spoke & u were beat. :)
Arrogant Knight - September 20, 2009, 8:17 pm
...Is it over? Can I surface..?
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 8:11 pm
Regardless, I'm done with you for now troll-boy. You are incapable of rational thought on this topic. Your blind loyalty to the Obamanation and visceral hatred for all things conservative enables them to destroy the Constitution. Later, comrade.
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 8:07 pm
appointments are radical. Hence this is an attack on his policies and actions. You probably aren't smart enough to see the difference though. Pull your head out of Obama's butt and you can see better.
WTFO - September 20, 2009, 8:05 pm
1. this is a poster responding to Ron (a rational Dem unlike you). 2. Through his own words he associated with radicals in college so he wouldn't be a sell out. Though his actions, he has radical views. 3. These words are from a thesarus. His policies and
ILB - September 20, 2009, 8:00 pm
Truth hurts doesnt it WTFO? oh and by the way, this post is an attack on the man, not the policies.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 7:09 pm
I think Haar and I have come to terms on this already somewhere else. We're good and I do so like good debate. Thanks for ignoring the idiot lower in this comment chain. His input was worthless.
Haarakkon - April 3, 2009, 12:37 am
Lol. I think I'm done for awhile. We'll pick up somewhere else on another topic, I'm sure.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 12:34 am
ooops! Before I totally concede, you do realize that I'm not WTFO...right? You might still have to argue the point with him.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 12:32 am
OK...you win. You've convinced me with that last bit of logic. What do you want to argue about now?
Haarakkon - April 3, 2009, 12:25 am
Oh, I absolutely agree. Their world was much different, but by the standard of their time, they were radicals. Anyone advocating violent overthrow of a government is by definition, not satisfied with the status quo.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 12:18 am
...not deep enough. They couldn't possibly imagine the way the world is today.
Mark - April 3, 2009, 12:17 am
And what I maintain is you're comparing apple to oranges. That was then and this is now. What difference does it make if they were radicals, liberals, conservatives, moderates, or whatever? They were extremely smart men who saw deep into the future, but..
Haarakkon - April 3, 2009, 12:03 am
What I'm against is the following of any particular dogma, without any conscious thought put into it. My original comment was only that the founding fathers were radicals.
Mark - April 2, 2009, 11:55 pm
I think you're trying to compare apples and oranges.
Haarakkon - April 2, 2009, 11:53 pm
Regardless, both views are what would now be considered "liberal", if not downright radical. Washington merely recognized the myriad uses of the plant - not its hallucinogenic qualities.
Mark - April 2, 2009, 11:51 pm
Then why are you throwing those quotes around?
Haarakkon - April 2, 2009, 11:50 pm
Pretty radical, seems to me. I do not use marijuana, nor do I believe in armed insurrection. I'm a moderate, but the conservative agenda allows no room for freedom of thought.
Mark - April 2, 2009, 11:50 pm
And now are you trying to say that George Washington was a pot head?
Mark - April 2, 2009, 11:49 pm
It seems to me that those two quotes are in contradiction of each other. Spilling the blood of tyrants would disrupt a bad peace with a righteous war.
Haarakkon - April 2, 2009, 11:45 pm
Make the most of the Indian hemp seed, and sow it everywhere! George Washington in a note to his gardener at Mount Vernon (1794), The Writings of George Washington, Volume 33, page 270 (Library of Congress)
Haarakon - April 2, 2009, 11:32 pm
There never was a good war or a bad peace. Benjamin Franklin in a letter to Josiah Quincy (11 September 1783)
Haarakkon - April 2, 2009, 11:29 pm
The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. It is its natural manure. Thomas Jefferson in a letter to William Stevens Smith (November 13, 1787)
All American - April 2, 2009, 1:23 pm
You are full of shit haarakkon.
Haarakkon - April 2, 2009, 1:13 pm
That's akin to saying Obama is a liberal only from the conservative point of view. The founding fathers were radicals, period.
WTFO - April 1, 2009, 11:45 pm
King Obama is taking us right back to the socialist society we left. Your analogy is false.
WTFO - April 1, 2009, 11:44 pm
, the right to bear arms, the right of freedom of speech, the value of capitalism and free trade (not a king who can fire the CEO of a car company). The founding fathers rebelled against an oppressively large govt the was taxing its people to death while
WTFO - April 1, 2009, 11:43 pm
The list only applies to the founding fathers if you view it from the British position at the time. The founding fathers believed in getting govt out of the way of individuals. That the govt serves at the behest of the people versus people serving the gov
Haarakkon - April 1, 2009, 11:39 pm
Dear lord, all I see is a list describing the founding fathers.
Mark - February 26, 2009, 5:25 pm
Score one for the GOP! Way to go WTFO.
WTFO - February 12, 2009, 7:58 pm
rip out any "latent liberal" in me. I'd hate to have my logic replaced by idealism. I'm not likely to change but you can hold on to your hopes for me.
WTFO - February 12, 2009, 7:57 pm
Admittedly, several of your liberal propoganda make me laugh. I was deeply disappointed in how even the thesaurus is liberally biased against conservatives, though. I think Roget is a Kool-aid drinking liberal. As for me, hopefully I can get surgery to...
RONSART - February 12, 2009, 1:48 pm
Mr. WTFO...once again a very good poster...and made me lol for 10 minutes. Yes, some of those in my soul...but the interesting thing is...you have some in your blood too...rebel...so you a latent liberal and don,t know it yet...lol you need change...lol


CHANGING A CONSERVATIVE -


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Rating: 3.05/5

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WTFO - March 16, 2009, 1:34 am
That is so wrong, Ron. Two points if I may: 1. I can never be changed without a full frontal lobotomy, 2. I'm always the pitcher.
RON - March 16, 2009, 1:16 am
Keeps you sir, Mr. WTFO on your toes eh?...lol
RON - March 16, 2009, 1:15 am
was always thinking of WTFO when making...lol...it,s like a Obama bodyguard with WTFO...Fun is Fun!


FREEDOM OF SPEECH - ROCKS!!!


TAGS: obama liberals freedom of speech
Rating: 3/5

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ISeeRedPeople - July 18, 2011, 3:35 pm
The heartland. Too bad the head doesn't work at all.
Zed - October 3, 2009, 4:20 am
Yes, we have televison, running water, and electricity in Missouri. Apparently, we ALSO have a lot of fucking idiots.
Jmac0585 - October 2, 2009, 2:02 pm
They have TV in Missouri?
Ed-Hyde - October 2, 2009, 1:52 pm
Funny sign, could have been a better message.
Shamrock - October 2, 2009, 1:43 pm
Idiots...


THE RIGHT WING -


TAGS: right wing conservatives liberals of truth
Rating: 2.94/5

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manicbranic - October 9, 2009, 1:15 pm
Faith & spitituality are for losers, and risk is inherently exclusive. To crowd out people who can actually afford healthcare the government is going to have incur further fiscal losses. Would be cheaper to just build hospitals in the slums.
Bah - October 6, 2009, 1:04 pm
Silly libs, Jesus believed in charity! If you ask me to contribute, that's charity. If you FORCE me to give my money to another citizen, that's theft. Jesus wasn't big on stealing.
VinceVicious - August 30, 2009, 4:40 am
barockeva, you should know that it it won't be free and will come from our taxes. the current rates will not be enough.
LogicDude - March 13, 2009, 9:27 am
And his health care wasn't run by the Romans, Pharisees or Saducees - so NO government-mandated costs or taxes were involved.
BoneCD - March 12, 2009, 7:32 pm
I think that the Bible shows that Jesus was into "Selective Health Care"...the shock and awe kind if I'm not mistaken
barockeva - March 12, 2009, 7:23 pm
Jesus supported free healthcare.
Mark - March 2, 2009, 7:06 pm
Porcelina - Please change your picture. I can't argue with you when you're staring at me like that.
Porcelina - March 2, 2009, 6:38 pm
Jesus wanted to Liberate the hebrews.. liberate..liberal.. I think that's it
Marduke - March 2, 2009, 6:20 pm
I'm thinking the holy spirit was liberal just to offset the trinity. At least that is what my guardian angel told me.
Mark - March 2, 2009, 12:27 pm
Yeah Ron...you lost me on this one too. I think of our two political parties the Right wingers are the more religious even. I'm sure most Democrats consider Jesus to be a Liberal, but us Republicans know that God is on our side.
walkerofskies - March 2, 2009, 12:16 pm
I have looked at this thing a whole lot what does the cartoon mean? Where is the joke?
walkerofskies - March 2, 2009, 12:16 pm
I have looked at this thing a whole lot what does the cartoon mean? Where is the joke?
Cubbybear - February 5, 2009, 10:28 am
In order for an eagle to fly it needs both wings


MSNBC - INaccurately reporting all things political since 1996.


TAGS: liberal news msnbc obama
Rating: 2.91/5

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Right - June 19, 2009, 9:48 pm
Well it is the Mostly Socialist National Broadcasting Corporation


IT'S . . . WE THE PEOPLE . . . - Not, "I won."


TAGS: liberals obama conservatives democrats constitution
Rating: 2.9/5

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Ed-Hyde - September 4, 2009, 8:46 am
Amen Amen and Amen
Pacifist - September 3, 2009, 5:54 pm
What did they win? A glass of spilled milk?


THE UNCANNY RESEMBLANCE - I..I..I cannot tell the difference! Which one is Darth Vader and which one is Pelosi?


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Rating: 2.88/5

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Preacher Man - November 11, 2009, 1:19 am
Vader is a snappier dresser and better looking. Even without his helmet.


OBAMA'S AMERICA - You asked for it. Be prepared.




ECONOMICS 101 - 1-RECESSION-when your buddy loses his job. 2-DEPRESSION-when you lose yours 3-RECOVERY-When Obama loses his


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Sean - December 15, 2009, 11:26 pm
Hey TheSarge ... here's all you really need to know about what I think: I don't really look like Bill Joel, nor do I know of any sub shop with a girl in it who looks kinda like Christie Brinkley. And one of those two things makes me feel sad some times.
agdaniele - December 15, 2009, 11:13 pm
Sarge... please share any political comments, posters and views at our sister site... politifake.org - we aren't doing this here anymore. Thank you.
TheSarge - December 13, 2009, 9:01 pm
Is that what you really think? Seriously?
Sean - October 18, 2009, 1:21 am
north star is the kind of right winger who loves to see Americans suffer as long as he can somehow blame that suffering on Obama. You know the type ... his mental beatreel contains images of a mushroom cloud rising from the ashes of Chicago.
BoneCD - October 17, 2009, 9:35 pm
First you have got get rid of all those congresspersons, then you can start fresh
agdaniele - October 17, 2009, 9:35 pm
Nice, north... it's like having the friends or a pyromaniac who burned your house down (and consequently the entire neighborhood) are laughing at the now homeless people.
Aloha dude - October 17, 2009, 7:15 pm
Willam Buckley is spinning in his grave
Zed - October 17, 2009, 6:33 pm
Better than "Staying The Course" to oblivion that the Republicans had planned.
Boomer - October 17, 2009, 5:31 pm
How's that "Hope and Change" working for you?


POPEYE - You're doin' it wrong.




ANN COULTER - Girly-liberal-boys won't admit it... But they like her!


TAGS: ann coulter liberal conservative
Rating: 2.52/5


COMMUNIST JERK - Resign already!!




IT MUST SUCK - to be scared shitless every day of your life.


TAGS: liberals shitless conservatives
Rating: 2.48/5

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WTFO - June 13, 2009, 11:01 pm
We should lob that Vanilla Ice thing to Ron and let him run with it.
WTFO - June 13, 2009, 11:00 pm
I can always count on you to bring the joke the rest of the way home, LD.
LogicDude - June 13, 2009, 8:39 pm
Word to your Mother = 1 Lion. Good prompt WTFO!
WTFO - June 13, 2009, 12:32 am
Tunnel = 1. BSWAWT is absolutely right. Next time, post a comment or create something of your own. Tunnelers are the Vanilla Ice's of MotiFake. Steal the notes, add just a bit and claim credit.
Black suit with a white tie - June 12, 2009, 4:59 pm
This is one of those posters where it would have been more effective as a comment... If at all. The fact of the matter is, the original is funnier.


YOU'RE RIGHT! - It takes violence, weapons, and psychological warfare!


TAGS: liberals war terror bush president violence weapons
Rating: 2.47/5

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barockeva - January 22, 2009, 4:44 pm
Fighting for peace. It's like fucking for virginity.


LIBERALS - Defying their own theories of Evolution and Natural Selection.




I MIGHT BE EVIL... - But I'm not the devil (Do you see horns? I don't see horns...)


TAGS: canadian politic liberal
Rating: 2.42/5


AMERICAN LIBERALS - Bull horns in war zones are a bad idea... "Hell no! we won't go!"...Squish


TAGS: liberals
Rating: 2.4/5

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agdaniele - March 20, 2009, 9:37 pm
See? Even in the most religious lands, natural selection reigns.
theunnamedposter - March 20, 2009, 6:47 pm
Israel- because mass murder and terrorism in the name of racial purity is OK!


LIBERALS - Blaming Bush for the problems that they're responsible for.


TAGS: liberals
Rating: 2.38/5

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barockeva - January 22, 2009, 4:40 pm
The economic problems are a result of the fatcats on wall street, who happen to be mostly conservatives.
Chris - June 14, 2008, 7:15 pm
Bush isn't responsible for everything. Liberals aren't responsible for everything. Why can't people just shut up, quit blaming each other, and actually do something to fix things?


POLITICAL CORRECTNESS -


TAGS: politically correct politicians liberal
Rating: 2.37/5

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guest - November 20, 2009, 1:45 pm
I think the point of this poster was missed. Not much difference between career politicians (Dems or Reps) all looking out for themselves not their constituents. Still waiting for the transparency in Government to arrive (Congressman and Senators)
Chopperliscious - November 20, 2009, 1:45 am
Awww wtfo thanks anyway but with my rap-sheet I'd be sent straight back.
WTFO - November 20, 2009, 12:49 am
Absolutely. This country welcomes all (coming here legally) with open arms. Just remember to sign in the guest book on the way in.
Chopperliscious - November 20, 2009, 12:23 am
Does this I can immigrate wtfo?
WTFO - November 20, 2009, 12:21 am
I think you'll like it and we'd welcome you in.
WTFO - November 20, 2009, 12:20 am
It has nothing to do with "spreading the wealth around". You are misguided if you think that rich people steal $ from the poor. Who do you think creates jobs? Sean, as a Canadian I don't expect you to understand the Am. spirit or dream. Look into though
WTFO - November 20, 2009, 12:18 am
Ani, did you miss the last year. Bush gave TARP $ to rich companies, then Obama paid TARP 2 $, auto bailouts, and so called 'stimulus' to rich people. The US Constitution was designed to get govt out of the way so each individual can keep what they earn.
guest - November 19, 2009, 7:16 pm
Sean, sounds like this hit a little too close to home for you. Last time I checked capitalism was still driving the economy. Not everyone wants to join the herd at the Government trough.
Sean - September 1, 2009, 11:00 pm
Dude really walked around the block for that "punch line", eh? Shoulda stayed in his folk's basement.
Ani - September 1, 2009, 10:28 pm
Yes, because what we need to do is keep giving all our money away to rich people and letting everything else spiral out of control until they go bankrupt from the Stocks. YAAAAAY SOLUTION TIME!


IRAQ - It started in 2003


TAGS: iraq liberals politics
Rating: 2.24/5

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Politics - April 29, 2008, 11:55 pm
IRAQ: It started in 1990 and returned after a short "commercial break."


FACTS - Poor liberals don't get it... Recessions have measurable requirements and before Bush slavery was legal


TAGS: bush obama facts liberals fags
Rating: 2.14/5
hermes - May 2, 2009, 2:24 pm
so instead he makes up little nicnames for them and for christsakes .... its NUCLEAR not NUCULAR you fucking waste of sperm. the only people dumber than him are the idiots that defend him. IM looking at you mark.
hermes - May 2, 2009, 2:22 pm
Who is the asshole that thinks this guy is smart because he has multiple degrees? This stupid sonfoabitch cant get through a speech with out stumbling all over his own sentences, its too stupid to remember the names of his foreing counterparts
datnigga - July 13, 2008, 4:11 am
slavery was legal before lincoln you shitcock!
The Canadian - June 29, 2008, 5:27 pm
What caused the Gas prices to increase: The Iraqi War. Which was just a way for the U.S. Government to have a reason to go into the middle east, steal a crapload of oil, and consume it like it won't kill us all. as well, because we're running out of it
Neal - May 15, 2008, 9:18 am
I am sure you are happy about that. Some people try SOOOOO HARD to be funny, and well, we all end up laughing AT you instead.
Mayor of Idiotsville - May 12, 2008, 11:27 pm
Hey, thank God we're all way past that trying to be funny thing. That was hard, eh? Making up jokes n' shit ....


BE ALL THAT YOU CAN BE - Apparently, That's All They Can Be


TAGS: they must be liberals
Rating: 1.9/5

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thatonechick - June 2, 2010, 12:21 pm
Je voudrais que vous prenniez une douche.
poy - June 2, 2010, 12:07 pm
in french, douche means shower


LIBERAL CHOICE - You have the option to pull my finger or I'll pull an election... Either way, it's going to stink!


TAGS: liberal ignatieff fail
Rating: 1.83/5
CANADA - September 2, 2009, 9:52 am
well,i do agree with what was said. but quit posting spam


WOULD YOU TRUST A LIBERAL? - Iggy: If you vote for me... I will only raise your tax by this much...


TAGS: liberal fail canada
Rating: 1.1/5
Sean - August 6, 2009, 3:43 pm
I agree with that pinko commie conservative: CANADA. Well said comrade. *snickers*
CANADA - August 6, 2009, 3:16 pm
there is enough politics on this site already, why are you posting canadian stuff now?


DUCK AND COVER -


TAGS: useless bulletproof vests schools liberals costly
Rating: 5/5

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premiumgrade - June 19, 2014, 6:22 pm
In reality, radiation is the killer that keeps on giving even if you’re not blown up or crushed by debris. Besides, it was a generic comment as nothing is black & white.
premiumgrade - June 19, 2014, 6:21 pm
In August of 1953 they tested their 1st hydrogen bomb. Joe-4—400 kilotons: at 6 miles, with an airbust, you would still have a problem with radiation—50% probability of 3rd degree burns.
premiumgrade - June 19, 2014, 6:21 pm
In the early 50s, that would be true, EmilioDumphque. The Russians tested Joe-3 (Their 3rd bomb) in October of 195341.2 kilotons.
EmilioDumphque - June 18, 2014, 10:47 pm
Duck and Cover was only useless if the Ruskies targeted your school! MY school would have been six miles from the likely ground zero, and D&C might have had a profound effect on survival.
premiumgrade - June 18, 2014, 9:50 pm
Thank you, GaryO. I sit and stay pretty well. She Who Must Be Obeyed has trained me well.
GaryO - June 18, 2014, 9:23 pm
welcome back, sir. Sit. Stay.


Heart vs Brain -


TAGS: liberal conservative heart brain quote
Rating: 4.75/5

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steve1961 - September 16, 2014, 6:09 pm
David Lloyd George was the best-hated statesman of his time, as well as the best loved, ~ David Low
EmilioDumphque - September 16, 2014, 4:24 pm
"Winston would make a drum from his own mother's skin to sound his praises" =Lloyd George


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